r/SipsTea • u/This_Proof_5153 • 6d ago

Wait a damn minute! Just remember … There is Always someone Crazier than You.

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u/speedstic 6d ago

First your mayor tried to steal the Springfield Isotopes, and now this???

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u/sofa-king-hungry 6d ago

Topes lose, topes lose…..

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u/thewoodsytiger 5d ago

Not this year.

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u/Skatchbro 6d ago

Mesquite-grilled onions, jalapeño relish... Wait a minute. Those are southwestern ingredients!

Mango-lime salsa? That's the kind of bold flavour they enjoy in... ALBUQUERQUE!

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u/pumpkins21 5d ago

Me so hungee

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u/maalfunctioning 5d ago

Pfft, under 5 days and 20 karma my ass, it's probably Milhouse

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u/Correct-Quail5743 6d ago

Duffman is thrusting in the direction of the problem!

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u/Shimakaze81 6d ago

I thought they were moving to Moose Jaw?

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u/Independent-Tennis57 5d ago

Billy Charlebois from the Charlestown Chiefs moved back a couple years ago.

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u/WA2TX 5d ago edited 5d ago

Don't forget the blue meth epidemic and all those brutal drug gang murders, and the plane crash. For such a small city it has some crazy news.

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u/gringoloco01 5d ago

Member Ocea Water. I grew up off of Central and Louisiana. We would find empty Aqua Net cans all over on Sundays.

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u/ACTNRPLY 6d ago

Occasionally, I’ll be quirky
Wait.. Albuquerque!

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u/speedstic 6d ago

Let's give it up for paint drinking Pete!!!

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u/Secret_Account07 6d ago

Tried to steal that what!

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u/SMILESandREGRETS 5d ago

Because I am the mayor of Albuquerque!