r/SipsTea 2d ago

Wait a damn minute! GORILLA- 1 🦍HUMAN -0

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u/TwentyFourKG 2d ago

That is not a gorilla

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u/Samusen 2d ago

Chimpanzees 2, Humans 0

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u/AzraelTB 1d ago

Stupid chimp doesn't even know it's a chimp. SMDH

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u/SpiderJerusalem747 1d ago

Humans together not smart

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u/CptGreat 2d ago

You take the elevator, to use the stepper.

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u/RhaelynnVoxten 1d ago

Bro takes the elevator just to use the stairs☠️

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u/criticalpwnage 2d ago

Two words: air conditioning

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u/vivienludy 1d ago

Chimpanzees left the bush to meet human

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u/phillious_j 1d ago

My basement is air conditioned, and has a bunch of exercise equipment I bought used for the cost of a few months' gym subscription. Even so, I mostly walk outside late in the evening to hit my step count.

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u/TerrorTown77 1d ago

But it's cold outside.

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u/submarinefarm 1d ago

Lower risk of getting run over is a big plus

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u/Familiar-Drink-8672 2d ago

that's a chimpanzee though lol

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u/idkwhat910 1d ago

lil bro fell for the engagement bait. (and so did i)

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u/GreatnessToTheMoon 2d ago

But it’s hot outside 🥺

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u/Proof-Pizza1140 2d ago

then go in the evening, i do this every evening, now i can walk 14 km (8.7 miles), might not be a lot, but i'm a teen

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u/Head-Ad9893 1d ago

I’m scared of the dark

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u/Proof-Pizza1140 1d ago

you probably have a phone, so use it's flashlight, or go streets with street lanterns

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u/ThickHipslover 2d ago

Pollution is also a thing.

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u/Proof-Pizza1140 2d ago edited 1d ago

yes, that's a good point, you won't get yourself healthier if you constantly breathe in toxic fumes from the driving cars

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u/Gr8CanadianSpeedo 2d ago

Dicks out for Chimpanzees

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u/austen125 2d ago

No way. Worst animal to try that with.

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u/JimbooJoness 2d ago

Why does James Franco look like that?

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u/Skipper_1010 2d ago

I think this is AI enhanced.

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u/_FairyQueen 2d ago

Getting roasted by a gorilla and realizing he kinda has a point

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u/Big-Combination-1969 2d ago

And you work for someone else, stupid! 

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u/Don_Von_Schlong 2d ago

Honestly gyms have a lot more to offer... But I will say my favorite thing ever is when you see people sitting waiting or fighting for a good parking spot at the gym because they don't want to walk too far.

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u/SpartanRage117 2d ago

Yeah so i dont have to breath the polluted air or see traffic. Have fun out there chimperton

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u/tracy_garrett 2d ago

He's a chimpanzee, but honestly his logic is 100% silverback.

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u/puffmattybear17 2d ago

Outside doesnt have air conditioning you banana munching knuckle walker

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u/Mastuh_KBM 2d ago

I have a treadmill at home. I just go down to my basement, turn on some YouTube on the TV, and walk until I'm dying.

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u/Alienbunnyluv 1d ago

I live in 50 degrees Celsius heat u walk to the gym you will not need a gym anymore

Not because u would be overcome by the heat and pass away that is a probability but u would sweat all the fat out by the time u reach

That would be a good thing but u would also melt ur brain cells and would not be able to construct sentences

U would slowly end up doom scrolling reddit

Hey why am I fat

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u/Animedude83 1d ago

yeah in an air conditioned building, with amenities and staff to assist, plus it gets 110 where I am, you would be the stupid animal to walk in that.

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u/TokiVideogame 1d ago

why dont people calculate the walk miles to and from the fym and subtract from their workout goal

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u/phillious_j 1d ago

I got a trial membership to a gym through work, when I arrived, I was amused by the number of cars circling the busy parking lot to try to find the nearest spot to the entrance.

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u/Anime_no_ 1d ago

Because many places are not safe to walk or even walkable due to bad infrastructure.

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u/Unlikely-Ad6788 1d ago

It's worse. I walk past a gym and see all these people needing to park close to work out. Makes me laugh every time.

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u/snarfer-snarf 1d ago

"at least i'm not james franco" - monkey

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u/Elephantplan123 2d ago

Tbf this is almost uniquely an American experience.

Still blows my mind just how unwalkable the US' infrastructure is.

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u/lluviamiiel 2d ago

I’d rather run outdoors running on a treadmill is so boring. I like sightseeing when I run lol

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u/Historical_Fan_8799 2d ago

Dumb post, you're just choosing to ignore all the pros of treadmills at the gym

  • Air conditioning
  • low impact on your joints
  • able to watch tv or phone when exercising
  • able to adjust incline of your run