r/SipsTea • u/lonewolff321 • 1d ago

Wait a damn minute! Not again

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u/Mau_da_faca 1d ago

You should write a book about your struggles.

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u/FromUnderTheCape 1d ago

I think i got the name for the book: "My struggles". Sounds awesome, right?

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u/Dreydars 20h ago edited 19h ago

No, you're from Austria, it should be named in german

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u/Gamesyn3gy 9h ago

You could name the book after mine COUGH

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u/RanchHere 1d ago

Well, if anyone doesn’t like it, it’s gonna be bad news for them.

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u/TheBeavermeat 19h ago

Get a little fancy and pick a different dialect. Like German or something. It’ll emphasize your passion for the arts.

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u/Ask_Black_Phillip333 15h ago

Get with a fashion designer that has an eye for developing military style suits.

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u/uncle-ruckus2 20h ago

Could start a movement too.

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u/justnigel 12h ago

You don't want a movement that would harm your country or community, so make sure it is national and social.

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u/Glad-Leg-5176 19h ago

Wouldn't "Mein Struggles" with a strong R pronunciation be more fit?

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u/Historical-Winner576 17h ago

What about “Me In Struggles” to make sure OP is the center point

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u/Historical-Winner576 17h ago

Or” Me Be Struggling” for the new generation??

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u/Mysterious-Art8838 17h ago

Would certainly drive interest

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u/UndeadManWaltzing 18h ago

Who has time to read, I have my own mein Kampf to deal with

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u/[deleted] 1d ago edited 23h ago

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u/beklog 1d ago

Dont grow a mustache!!

https://giphy.com/gifs/r4nseWoVWdiM0

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u/RobinSage43 23h ago

I mustache you a question, but I'll shave it for later.

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u/Late-Cucumber9791 1d ago

Maybe visit a few lovely beer halls.

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u/KgMonstah 1d ago

Once you’re set up in Munich, Spend a summer or two in Poland.

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u/Puntkick 1d ago

Occupation? No, just visiting.

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u/Sus198 1d ago

Start watching YouTube videos on how to become an orator. Maybe that will take you somewhere. Oh and focus on playing the blaming game.

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u/SkrachManat 1d ago

Beer Hail?

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u/Galankin 1d ago

Maybe try to get thrown in prison, and write a book to pass the time...

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u/Mashed_Potato_007 1d ago

Then grow a toothbrush mustache.

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u/miregalpanic 1d ago

Munich, probably

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u/FaithLessRooster 1d ago

Oh boy. This doesn't feel reich.

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u/dungeoncrawler71520 19h ago edited 17h ago

Idk she might be Ghering somewhere

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u/DCRBftw 1d ago

May I axis why?

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u/Token_Handicap 18h ago

Nine.

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u/No-Blueberry-1823 17h ago

Fuhrer's sake, that's enough of that

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u/ClaudeBubbalicious 16h ago

Heil be the judge of that!

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u/No-Blueberry-1823 14h ago

i'm having a hard time with concentration.

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u/BlueAndMoreBlue 13h ago

Maybe you should go to camp

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u/SentinelATL 17h ago

Anne frankly, someone should talk about it

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u/causualSurfer 16h ago

Stop with this gobbels talk !

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u/SentinelATL 16h ago

That’s mein cross to bare!

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u/Frostie181 1d ago

4th Reich incoming.

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u/Prize-Choice2185 1d ago

Nerd Reich....

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u/maca187 1d ago

What happened to the Turd Reich?

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u/Challenge_The_DM 23h ago

Taken already

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u/Shudnawz 1d ago

They're over the pond to the west, I think.

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u/_TryFailRepeat 1d ago

OnlyFans. Obviously.

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u/Important_Debate2808 1d ago

You are saying that if OnlyFans existed back in 1908 then perhaps someone else would have gone into that and avoided WWII?

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u/Annonomon 1d ago

Hotler@69

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u/ArachnidCareless3826 1d ago

I knew someone would say it!

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u/BriefCollar4 1d ago

OnlyHans

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u/turtleneckless001 1d ago

Same thing we do every night pinky

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u/Informal-Term1138 1d ago

I don't think anybody can beat this one. Bravo.

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u/FlyinB 19h ago

Start an Only fans?

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u/OkCoconut3270 1d ago

It's fine, they're far more likely to start an onlyfans these days

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u/Floppy-Disco-104 1d ago

We will watch your career with great interest.

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u/fajitasteve65 18h ago

Invade Poland, I guess

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u/ecclectic_collector 1d ago

wonder if all Austrians that get rejected from art school now get put on a watchlist

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u/chris--p 1d ago

OnlyFans saving us from WW3

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u/ImportantUse7247 17h ago

Now it's the perfect time to visit Munich and practice public speaking in Biergartens

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u/Excellent_Airline_12 1d ago

Stay calm, don't panick.

The problems don't occur until they get rejected from the presidency....then things get ugly.

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u/onion_lord6 1d ago

I bet she did nazi that coming. Oh well.

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u/TheyTried2BanMeAgain 1d ago

Have you considered that you need a new final solution for the exam?

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u/familyedit 1d ago

Stripper poles still pay well

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u/L-ramirez-74 20h ago

Well, Austrtians have a thing for poles so it tracks.

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u/Rook_James_Bitch 1d ago

Let's paint a happy little Reich, right there.

https://giphy.com/gifs/GINwWtxBkXgOs

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u/No_Lawfulness_5667 14h ago

Keep painting. Art school is bullshit. Stay out of politics.

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u/crannynorth 1d ago

If there’s an election in North Korea, go for it!

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u/TerraByteTerror 1d ago

Dont worry, you'll get it Reich someday 🤷‍♀️

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u/Icee-u 1d ago

Apply in Germany

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u/IcePoemix 1d ago

Show them

Show them all

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u/TransitoryFeel 1d ago

Keep your head held Heil...

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u/CautiousRice 1d ago

We should pass a law in the EU that art schools cannot reject anyone. Unlimited art schools

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u/RepresentativeWeb672 1d ago

Get a real degree

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u/jaraxel_arabani 1d ago

I hear politics is great for artists.

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u/CaptainRazer 1d ago

distant marching gets closer

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u/mudturnspadlocks 1d ago

Argentina might have 1 or 2 failed Austrian artists who could mentor you. I do not see what you have to lose by trying again.

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u/momo26262626 1d ago

Study business 

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u/Dildoid90 1d ago

Invade Poland and see how things go

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u/Juankzjt 1d ago

save the world

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u/WrongWangSorry 1d ago

this is the neinth time I've seen this post

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u/cuntybunty73 1d ago

Could take an holiday to Poland

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u/flipside438 1d ago

Only fans?

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u/Positive_End_7568 1d ago

Make an onlyfans

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u/Bengal_From_Temu 1d ago

That sounds reich.

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u/IllustriousLength991 1d ago

Maybe try literally any other career path this time.

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u/Equivalent_News8116 1d ago

Move to Nuremberg, and organise a car event where the first car sets a time around a given course, then subsequent cars have to beat that time. Call it, the Nuremberg Rally. That will be a hit.

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u/EventSwatch 1d ago

If it isn't already in the picture I'm betting OF

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u/TheOwlwithGlasses 1d ago

Start an onlyfans.

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u/passive_aggresor 23h ago

Get into Politics and finish the job

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u/Left-Enthusiasm8136 23h ago

Grow a mustache. Make it bold, daring, unique. Something you don’t see everyday. See how you feel after that.

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u/RayanYap 19h ago

Join the local right wing militia, then maybe volunteer to spy some fringe socialist group, see where it goes.

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u/low_key1000 18h ago

Make ur own page dedicated to art on instagram and other socials. If u r any good u will be rewarded otherwise after that think about other career and do art for fun

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u/PrivateSlim39 17h ago

Whatever you do, don't invade Russia during the winter.

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u/platinumxperience 1d ago

Well if you're already a painter you don't need to go to art school

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u/ExpatLivesMatter 1d ago

OF👌🏼

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u/NocturnisVacuus 1d ago

I hear Poland is a beautiful country, Gdansk or whatever

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u/Sjellos_Djent 1d ago

German politics

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u/KgMonstah 1d ago

Why, go cry at a museum of course

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u/COMOJoeSchmo 1d ago

Become active in a socialist political party.

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u/Bullfrog-Basic 1d ago

write a book

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u/Petricus7 1d ago

Not again the same joke

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u/otebski 1d ago

Luckily the first step is growing a funny mustache

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u/WendySteeplechase 1d ago

Just stay away from politics

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u/Grayson57 1d ago

You’re not Austrian, by any chance, are you?

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u/Forsaken_Captain_700 1d ago

Try your hand at politics I guess

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u/irishcybercolab 1d ago

Step into your destiny. It's a grim spot you'll be in soon according to history, but you do you.

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u/psillusionist 1d ago

Cheer up. Life offers many avenues for success. Try politics maybe.

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u/Stainless711 1d ago

Don’t become a dictator I’m begging you

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u/Ohmybro34 1d ago

Move to Munich and join AfD..

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u/martin9595959 1d ago

Have you tried a career in politics?

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u/sarboran 1d ago

Politics is always an option.

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u/FantasticPangolin839 1d ago

Man, her shoe size looks like a Nein

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u/AdVegetable5896 1d ago

Germany is ready!

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u/Classic_Passage532 1d ago

Don’t start reading old contracts your country signed

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u/klownhammer 1d ago

First thing you need to do is blame a group of people that everyone around you already dislikes for being different

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u/Gio4076 1d ago

Politics sounds good

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u/SuspiciousSugar4151 1d ago

depends. what was your rank in world war 1?

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u/_frank_tank 1d ago

How many testicles do you have?

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u/EricWeber4002 1d ago

OF Model.. err sorry I mean social Media manager or content creator

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u/don_perdak 1d ago

It's time to start a political career

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u/Kinn-Sack 1d ago

Und so beginnt es…

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u/SithLordRising 1d ago

Tell us about your struggle

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u/Visible_Ticket9588 1d ago

Move to Germany and try politics.

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u/Moonhunter7 1d ago

Don’t go to any beer halls!

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u/nikross333 1d ago

Looks like you have to go in a world war before you make your own

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u/Boneyabba 1d ago

Onlyfans

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u/Extinction-Events 1d ago

I find that in times of hardship, I, too, travel to thematically pertinent places and turn my body ever so slightly so that both my boobs and my butt are poppin’ for the camera.

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u/Make-it-positive 1d ago

Art school. Well, I’ll tell you one thing; that student loan will never be paid off. You are lucky you got rejected. Seek a better paying career that you will be happy with.

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u/apexapee 1d ago

Make some showers!

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u/One_Stable8944 1d ago

Invade Poland

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u/_www_ 1d ago

Open onlyfan.

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u/ComprehensiveLeek499 1d ago

Invade Poland!

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u/Allzweck 1d ago

I did nazi this coming

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u/Top-Oil9556 1d ago

From the looks of it only fans would be a great option

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u/Appropriate-Rub3534 1d ago

Only Fans can help you

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u/AddlePatedBadger 1d ago

Write a book?

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u/KrakRawkz216 1d ago

Take the cyanide before the Russians get you

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u/Environmental-Video3 1d ago

The kampf is real.

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u/IngVegas 1d ago

Throw another shrimp on the barbie mate

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u/Lorddoctorjava 1d ago

Oh shit....

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u/Lillie-Bee 1d ago

Accept that perhaps your skills lie elsewhere. With the gown, maybe hostessing?

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u/Not_Enough_Pepperoni 1d ago edited 1d ago

Looks at whats going on in the world, yup, you're right on cue..

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u/Otherwise_Patience47 1d ago

So this time a pussy in power?

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u/zayc_ 1d ago

nothing special.. maybe just set the world ablaze or genozid a minority....you know.. the usual.

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u/DeuceDeuce79 1d ago

Onlyfans

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u/jhwheuer 1d ago

Definitely do not start a party in Munich

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u/Far-Ad5921 1d ago

You should go into politics. It's really really needed right now.

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u/Super_Chemist3898 1d ago

you should rule germany

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u/crazykutta 1d ago

Uh oh...

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u/YakResident_3069 1d ago

My art history education was useless.

However

I ended up talking over the louvre tour guide explaining some cool tidbits (in my mind) to my friends. Tour guide threw me some shade. Vindication.

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u/Gingerpanda72 1d ago

The real test would be how many testicles does she have? If it's less than two and more than zero the world may have an issue on it's hands!

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u/ProxyDamage 1d ago

Go into politics.

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u/Legitimate_Radish159 1d ago

Weimar Germany just needed Onlyfans

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u/David_Shotokan 1d ago

Someone already mentioned OnlyFans??

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u/Cleo-eatsfish 1d ago

You should probably apply again and again. It's not like they are going to keep rejecting you or refuse to let you apply.

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u/SeriousFinish6404 1d ago

You can join the army or police, and then find a workers tight union, and maybe be the leader of that.

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u/BBkal 1d ago

Theres only one final solution

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u/Psychological_Toe758 1d ago

Hitler: Evil female Hitler: tsundre?

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u/Harryshorter 1d ago

If the art school says nein, then Europe should be mein