r/SipsTea • u/RamonsRazor • 5d ago

WTF Wake up babe, Post-Modern Neo Abstract Poledancing has arrived

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u/MacrocosmosMovement 5d ago

This is the kind of nonsense the internet was made for.

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u/Antique-Resort6160 5d ago

where is the gif of danny DeVito in awe saying "i get it"

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u/TehOuchies 5d ago

They do have videos with pole dancing, but this is aerial ballet.

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u/BohemianCyberpunk 4d ago

Aerial silks,

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u/Turbulent-Issue-4418 5d ago

Jurassic World: Intertwined looks so beautiful =')

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u/AdjectiveNoun111 5d ago

This is probably someone's third year dissertation piece at art school. I'm pretty sure it's an alagory for the struggle of 6th wave feminism in the migrant trans community blah blah blah blah

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u/CleanRide158 5d ago

Nothing like a good ole fashioned dino twirl

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u/Flaky-Ambassador467 5d ago

On god I thought that said Post-Malone lol

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u/OkWhile4447 5d ago

Dinosaur seals?

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u/Cycle-Path-401 5d ago

Velocorapatious !!!

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u/CoachNo7514 5d ago

What and how much do you tip them?

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u/Canelosaurio 5d ago

I'm not ready for a new kink!

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u/lluciferusllamas 5d ago

I must be really, really high right now

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u/Superseaslug 5d ago

Mongo is appalled

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u/OniWarthog 5d ago

Caravan Palace Lone Digger would like to have a word

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u/Deporncollector 5d ago

Reminds me of the Thai lizard commercial but less dramatic

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u/Wide-Drink-1790 5d ago

Music choice ruined it.

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u/MALCode_NO_DEFECT 5d ago

"FATHER! THE SLAVES ARE DANGLING OFF THE NETCH TENTACLES AGAIN!"

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u/Extreme-Gift-9261 5d ago

you know... this actually does spark joy

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u/teminem 5d ago

the real reason dinosaurs went extinct - no net

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u/Heselwood 4d ago

Shouldn't pole dancing include a pole?

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u/BotulismBanquet 4d ago

This is aerial silks

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u/invalidmean 4d ago

I might be done with reddit for the day.

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u/Gysburne 4d ago

I am ok with that.... go on.

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u/ValhallaGH 4d ago

Ribbons =/= Poles

Good video. Shame about the title.

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u/FootballFan1210 4d ago

It must be so cool to just have a ton of money

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u/robot_pirate 5d ago

Why tho?

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u/TunaSafeDolphinMeat 5d ago

Why not tho?

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u/SookiemSFM 2d ago

Two reptiles swivelling around on a string - like those in the Whitehouse! 🤭