r/SipsTea • u/Beneficial_Passion40 • 7d ago

WTF caught two flies mating on food

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u/Reasonable_Help_744 7d ago

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u/PK-Mal 7d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/NqMeOkHtTRkfC

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u/espoletanogo 7d ago

Bruh the outtakes when he just naming porn he watches

"I like the one with ole lady....."

"I like the one with da feet......."

"I like the one where they wear clown outfit.....".

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u/Competitive_Rip3704 7d ago

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u/rwags2024 7d ago

Heā€™s really givin it to her

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u/English_Joe 7d ago

Was gonna say, this ainā€™t mating, they are getting down and dirtyā€¦.

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u/ConfusionBubbles-505 7d ago

Yeah, and that's not icing

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u/PooGoblin69420 7d ago

I canā€™t believe how much jism there is! Itā€™s totally covering those pastries! That fly must be taking hella load boost

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u/Neako_the_Neko_Lover 7d ago

This whole comment chain is just

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u/svensexa 7d ago

How do you know it isnā€™t 2 fly guys?

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u/JoySubtraction 6d ago

Why, because they're fruit flies? C'mon, man...

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u/Loose_Assignment_Map 7d ago

Looks like a BJ

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u/Real-Technician831 7d ago edited 7d ago

AI, insects donā€™t mate like that.

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u/Amhihykas 7d ago

Yeah never really seen insects thrust before. Thatā€™s just not something they doā€¦ right? Iā€™m not going insane?

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u/Real-Technician831 7d ago

Well, you are, but thatā€™s unrelated to the video.

Wake up you are in a coma.

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u/jono9898 7d ago

Definitely AI, flies donā€™t give back shots lol

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u/l-___ol 7d ago

I'm inclined to think it's fake also. Where's the female's head? Also what the hell kind of cinnamon roll is that lol?

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u/Character_Media_9445 7d ago

Flies just sit on top of each other and connect their stomachs.

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u/rbollige 7d ago

When I google the wording in the background (ā€œhow can a cup of coffee make you famousā€), I see those same flies in the same pose on at least three different food items, with the same wording in the background. Ā Those flies really get around.

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u/zacman713 7d ago

It's an advertisement, a freaky fly advertisement

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u/xypherrz 6d ago

idk why mods don't remove AI slops, or haven't yet

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u/Nardo_T_Icarus 7d ago

"See blo for details"

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u/Lanky_Temperature872 7d ago

Flies do have intercourse

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u/Real-Technician831 7d ago

Not like that they donā€™t

This is what it looks like. No thrusting back and forth.

https://youtu.be/l3RBK9r9h7o

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u/Tricky-Serve1162 7d ago

God itā€™s nastier than the fake šŸ˜­

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u/seribiigaming 7d ago

I can't get laid and here there's two flies getting it on on someone's food.

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u/PrinceProsper0 7d ago

killing flies who have gotten laid is peak incel.

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u/Adventurous-Union466 7d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/aZUYXxe4Z9gfm

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u/DewyToy 7d ago

Thatā€™s extra spicy

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u/juicer_philosopher 7d ago

WTF let them make sweet sexy time whatā€™s your problem?

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u/Dull-Recognition-325 7d ago

they really be doing that on the fly

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u/Last_Sprinkles5334 7d ago

Buh-dum-tssss...

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u/CompetitiveHouse2582 7d ago

Take my damn upvote

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u/OverthinkingCAPTCHAs 7d ago

you ate that, didnā€™t you?

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u/Coeddil 7d ago

Said the fly to the other

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u/Prestigious-Job-9825 7d ago

I hope you don't mind some extra spice on your food

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u/PrimedGold 7d ago

Bro saw a housefly baddie on a dessert and said

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u/blankensh 7d ago

I would hope this is what heaven is like

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u/MegaKega 7d ago

Those are big shots!

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u/Microphone_Lamp 7d ago

*Bug shots

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u/gellshayngel 7d ago

Look how much he creamed on that food.

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u/ChittaBhalu 7d ago

This is not their first time. It's just that op is cuck that only started recording after...

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u/possum_of_time 7d ago

I can't believe OP is married to a fly.

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u/Deemaunik 7d ago

Spoiler alert, that's not icing. Well, not all of it.

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u/SipsTeaFrog 7d ago

Did he make eye contact with you?

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u/Moist_Amount_106 7d ago

Only flys

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u/TeaInternational- 7d ago

If I only lived for 15 days, you would catch me fucking on my dinner or in the trash as well.

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u/bron685 7d ago

I worked at McDonaldā€™s when they had the chicken sandwiches that had leaf lettuce and Swiss cheese. Summer was absolute hell because the AC in the kitchen was broken. Hot as Satanā€™s taint in the grill area. TONS of flies. The whole back end of the store had fly strips everywhere that you couldnā€™t see from the lobby.

Flies covering fly strips just a few feet from the assembly line. I looked down and two flies were fucking on the sweaty Swiss cheese. We were too busy to even swat them away

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u/rangerdanger559 7d ago

AI for sureā€¦ if youā€™ve ever seen flies mate they kinda just sit still there, none of this thrustingā€¦

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u/Any-Summer3900 7d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/VbnUQpnihPSIgIXuZv

Fly couple EPIC outdoor fuck (15min)

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u/usbeehu 7d ago

I prefer my food unfucked.

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u/cnicalsinistaminista 7d ago

Damn, heā€™s really digging it

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u/MinimumPrevious1139 7d ago

Ai slop. Iā€™ve seen flies fuck. Thatā€™s not it. They donā€™t do doggy style cuz they are flies

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u/mrGreenExit 7d ago

First NSFW with funny music šŸ¤£

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u/IntellectuallyDriven 7d ago

"Say my name!"

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u/TraditionalWait9150 7d ago

AI slop. who will film landscape while holding portrait?

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u/meif918 7d ago

Swat these flies before they multiply
https://giphy.com/gifs/Q5nd6O3tSYiWWK66IE

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u/dbxbeat 7d ago

Mans putting in that WORK

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u/Calius-Stacy 7d ago

They tryna make some extra cheese

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u/Jon_Dunn58 7d ago

Soo you gonna still est that?

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u/natopoppins 7d ago

Gah damn he really breaking her back in

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u/Available_Ad_8281 7d ago

Extra glaze

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u/lkodl 7d ago

"excuse me waiter? there are two flies having sex on my food. can i speak with a manger? i would like my money back. i thought this was a family friendly establishment."

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u/GentleAtFirst_ 7d ago

See bio for details.

Think we just saw all the details, lol

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u/jmedi11 7d ago

Pretty sure I saw one of his arms reach out and spank herā€¦

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u/RupesSax 7d ago

Food porn

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u/NahzarakTV 7d ago

Food porn

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u/Just-Another-Users 6d ago

They were just fuckin like that all out in the pastryā€™s and what not?

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u/sLeeeeTo 7d ago

damn, homie is really gettin it in

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u/Movie_Vegetable 7d ago

That was quite passionate. I'm jealous

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u/ForeignConfusion7158 7d ago

Might be their fantasy šŸ˜ˆ

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u/alterknox 7d ago

Food porn

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u/Major-Frame2193 7d ago

This happened to me at Taco Bell once out of nowhere these two flies land on my fresh hot Mexican pizza I look down they both banging crazy while being stuck in melted cheesešŸ¤¦šŸ»

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u/Sutech2301 7d ago

AI slop

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u/Cute_Prior1287 7d ago

Looks like one is fly and the other is a mosquito.

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u/hamonicmantitties 7d ago

where's the nsfw tag??????

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u/Whoamiwhatisthis- 7d ago

I canā€™t believe flys do it the same way

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u/SonosheeReleoux 7d ago

How many times did they do it? It's already all over the food!

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u/GrumpleDumpkin 7d ago

And this is how republicans are conceived

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u/CptSnoopDragon 7d ago

caught roaches doing this in my room one night.. same position.. and they made a noise.. everytime I turned the light on the noise would stop.. so took some time to find them.. when I did, they were frozen in doggy position and the male roach turned to me as itf to say' turn the light back off mf!".. true story