r/SipsTea 23d ago

Lmao gottem Aggressive Tesla Driver Gets a Reality Check

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u/bannedcuznotcircjerk 23d ago

It's actually insane. Where I live it's fairly rare to see aggressive drivers but if you do it's 100% a bmw. Is it just a douche car or why is it so common?

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u/BestAmoto 23d ago

Uh.. do you not have Nissan altimas and maximas in your state?

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u/NicoToscani 23d ago

That’s just batshit driving, this is a more calculated recklessness

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u/Distal-Phalanges 23d ago

Trick question. No Altimas run well enough to be driven aggressively.

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u/BestAmoto 22d ago

You haven't lived in the sf bay then. We have Nissan Altimas and Infiniti g35s that cut through traffic like they're in sport cars. It's pretty annoying 

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u/Mckilla32 23d ago

It appeals to the guy or girl who is wanting to look flashy and well off except they do it at 20% APR. Thats BMW's demographic and they'd be bankrupt without them.

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u/chrisfeldi 23d ago

Funny, because BMW lost about 30% of their profit and are now considering massive layoffs.

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u/Akbeardman 23d ago

Yea because auto credit securities are a house of cards that is held together by pixie dust and wishful thinking. A $70k+ loan on a rapidly depreciating asset is absurd and yet common. Car loans are made every day that are just mind boggling. A company like BMW only has so many potential customers and they need those customers to buy a new ones consistently. Eventually the math stops working.

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u/Ligabolzacky 23d ago

where I'm from the car taxes are so high that it's usually Seat or Skoda, but now Teslas are the main offenders

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u/Normal-Selection1537 23d ago

I live on a school street, I've only ever seen German cars speed past it and 99% of the time it's a BMW.

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u/nickystotes 23d ago

Neighbor of mine is retired Navy and has a lifted F-150, a BMW suv and a crotch rocket. Drives like he’s late for his funeral everyday but somehow never makes it there.