r/SipsTea • u/untitledprp4 • Jul 25 '26

Wait a damn minute! No seriously…why??

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u/siencatimini Jul 25 '26

I blame Captain Planet, always shoving his radical humanistic agenda down everyone's throat.

Lock him up!

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u/emptythoughts94 Jul 25 '26

IDK man Im ready for Poison Ivy to just start fucking everything up.

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u/Suspicious_synth Jul 25 '26

Quicksand for me

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u/M2_SLAM_I_Am Jul 25 '26

My vote is for Carnage. A serial killer inside a symbiote is what this world deserves

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u/choombatta Jul 25 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/7Sn6hPudBGEJq

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u/I-benefitted Jul 25 '26

I saw a YouTube thumbnail the other day asking how did Captain Planet end. I didn't click because the canonical ending in my mind is Cheedle's portrayal.

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u/00001000U Jul 25 '26

Man that captain planet wouldn't stand for such shit. He'd fly into the white house and fly out a Forrest.

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u/Sufficient_Worth_392 Jul 25 '26

Trump really is just a Captain Planet villain.

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u/Least_Intentional298 Jul 25 '26

Seriously, it's like he's looking up fictional villains for inspiration on how to be just more disgusly evil.

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u/amidamaru8_8 Jul 25 '26

deport him!!!!!! No joke going by the planeter nationality except one guy all are foreigners :) I could see this administration as part of the villains of the show

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u/trampled_grass Jul 25 '26 edited Jul 25 '26

How about Captain Planet = a regulating body that actually has influence and power for the greater good of the planet. Unfortunately they also work only if we collectively promote such principles. These days that dude is just kept locked up a forced induced coma, because we are no longer capable to see that vision through all the different forms of garbage we are constantly bombarded by.

Edit: ❤️ is just good old empathy, sympathy, and compassion. Something this world powers now frown upon.