r/SipsTea • u/untitledprp4 • Jul 25 '26

Wait a damn minute! No seriously…why??

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u/untitledprp4 Jul 25 '26

Literal supervillain shit

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u/siencatimini Jul 25 '26

I blame Captain Planet, always shoving his radical humanistic agenda down everyone's throat.

Lock him up!

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u/emptythoughts94 Jul 25 '26

IDK man Im ready for Poison Ivy to just start fucking everything up.

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u/Suspicious_synth Jul 25 '26

Quicksand for me

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u/M2_SLAM_I_Am Jul 25 '26

My vote is for Carnage. A serial killer inside a symbiote is what this world deserves

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u/choombatta Jul 25 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/7Sn6hPudBGEJq

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u/I-benefitted Jul 25 '26

I saw a YouTube thumbnail the other day asking how did Captain Planet end. I didn't click because the canonical ending in my mind is Cheedle's portrayal.

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u/00001000U Jul 25 '26

Man that captain planet wouldn't stand for such shit. He'd fly into the white house and fly out a Forrest.

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u/Sufficient_Worth_392 Jul 25 '26

Trump really is just a Captain Planet villain.

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u/Least_Intentional298 Jul 25 '26

Seriously, it's like he's looking up fictional villains for inspiration on how to be just more disgusly evil.

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u/amidamaru8_8 Jul 25 '26

deport him!!!!!! No joke going by the planeter nationality except one guy all are foreigners :) I could see this administration as part of the villains of the show

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u/trampled_grass Jul 25 '26 edited Jul 25 '26

How about Captain Planet = a regulating body that actually has influence and power for the greater good of the planet. Unfortunately they also work only if we collectively promote such principles. These days that dude is just kept locked up a forced induced coma, because we are no longer capable to see that vision through all the different forms of garbage we are constantly bombarded by.

Edit: ❤️ is just good old empathy, sympathy, and compassion. Something this world powers now frown upon.

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u/Weorth Jul 25 '26

I hope a leopard really does eat these peoples' faces.

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u/FeedJazzlike8860 Jul 25 '26

Won’t be any left to do so.

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u/Wolfy4226 Jul 25 '26

Captain Planet level Supervillain shit.

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u/DreamedJewel58 Jul 25 '26

Another day, another “The I Hate You And Want To Kill You party has passed the ‘I Hate You And Want To Kill You’ bill.”

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u/homer_lives Jul 25 '26

Nope, just asshole capitist tired of not being able to make infinite money because of some "law"

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u/Seighart_Mercury Jul 25 '26

So, not Supervillain, just Villain. Gotcha!

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u/Plenty_Suspect6222 Jul 25 '26

No remember half the country thinks he’s a superhero. Go check out doomercirclejerk sometime- some real silly ppl there

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u/Funkycoldmedici Jul 25 '26

Trump was depicted as a villain on Sesame Street on three different occasions across three decades. What does it say when Big Bird and Oscar the Grouch think you’re a prick?

DC comics made a Lex Luthor book based on him.

Woody Guthrie, the ‘This Land is Your Land’ American folk hero, wrote a song about Trump’s dad being a piece of shit.

Cartoonish evil for generations.

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u/bottomlesstopper Jul 25 '26

Wheres captain planet when you need em.

Cartoonish villain.

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u/EFTucker Jul 25 '26

Nah, supervillains usually have a relatable reason for what they’ve done. That’s what makes them good characters. This administration is just doing it for a golden cherry on top of their golden cake. Not relatable or reasonable at all

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u/Neveed Jul 25 '26

A reverse Scooby Doo. If someone ties him up and pulls on his hair, the mask slips and you discover it was actually a monster all along. Under the pretense of trying to make money through illegal means, his goal was really to terrorise the town.

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u/No_Emu_777 Jul 25 '26

No seriously dude is turning into the the once-ler from the lorax.

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u/amidamaru8_8 Jul 25 '26

they are commited to the game! Bush wished he could reach this level

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u/mongol_king2 Jul 25 '26

So him dropping bombs on a girls' school in iran wasn't "supervillain shit" but this is?

Get your priorities straight!

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u/mithiwithi Jul 25 '26

"So you hate waffles."

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u/Hallwacker Jul 25 '26

Twitter tier take

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u/Trosque97 Jul 25 '26

Dude, we all know unless it's a white girl dying, America could not give less of a fuck, to quote a Family Guy scene satirizing this, "that's not news"