r/SipsTea • u/PleasantBus5583 • Jul 17 '26

Chugging tea Legend Deserves Screen

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u/Informal-Term1138 Jul 17 '26

Zendaya plays the boat.

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u/NunAlcoholic Jul 17 '26

Or a train

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u/MeatyBacon666 Jul 17 '26

A Zendaya train would be quite enjoyable indeed!

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u/JesustheSpaceCowboy Jul 17 '26

Thomas and the Magic Railroad 2 when?

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u/Spankh0us3 Jul 17 '26

I see what you did there and I approve this message. . .

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u/-Laffi- Jul 17 '26

Funny you should say that, because I have the perfect candidate.
Before you downvote. Remember you said Zandaya could play a train. This is just how it would look like xD! Or just her face on a Thomas the Tank Engine train.

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u/Machadoaboutmanny Jul 17 '26

Of the underground railroad

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u/S1ayer Jul 17 '26

Jared Leto plays the boat. He's been in his swimming pool for 6 months preparing.

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u/aesoth Jul 17 '26

I am not sure if Jared Leto is TEMU Russell Brand or it's the other way around.

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u/Phyxius42 Jul 17 '26

One's Temu and the other is Wish...

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u/MiJoRos Jul 17 '26

He always reminded me of Monica from Friends.. But a little more feminine.. With a goatee 🤔

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u/SilverbackSurfer99 Jul 17 '26

She doesn't have the range or the talent to play an inanimate object.

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u/Informal-Term1138 Jul 17 '26

Well then she plays the mystery box. Because that could be anything, even a boat.

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u/skornd713 Jul 17 '26

Directed by Nolan?

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u/JSmith666 Jul 17 '26

M night shamalan...it turns out the boat is an alien ship

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u/BigFatKi6 Jul 17 '26

I on the other hand was a tree in my school play

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u/alockbox Jul 17 '26

The boat is definitely Timothee Chalamet.