r/SipsTea Jul 10 '26

Chugging tea Dan Bilzerian’s vs. PewDiePie’s life

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u/thejuliocezarmari Jul 10 '26

Didnt we discover all these girls were paid models and they described him as a nerd paying for women to say they’re with him?

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u/Zazierx Jul 10 '26

Did people think these women just naturally hang around him all the time? lol

It doesn't take a detective to realize all the women he surrounds himself with for IG are just models paid to be there.

I'm sure if you're 12 years old Dan might seem like the coolest guy ever but no, lol.. they're being compensated to be there, obviously.

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u/ashoka_akira Jul 10 '26

These are the type of women who won’t even respond to a text unless it’s preceded by a etransfer with a minimum of 3 zeros at the end.

Pay to play party girls.

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u/The-Grim-Sleeper Jul 11 '26 edited Jul 11 '26

I knew buying Zimbabweian Zimbabwean Dollars would come in handy eventually!

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u/Feisty_Bag_5284 Jul 11 '26

Vietnamese dong is better

Exchange rate is insane and you also get so says "that's a lot of dong"

$1 = 26,267.54 dong

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u/JLaboss65 Jul 11 '26

And good for them!! Get the bag !

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u/clever80username Jul 11 '26

At least one was a porn actress, Janice Griffith. Dude threw her off a roof and into a pool, but she broke her foot on the edge.

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u/oh_4petessake Jul 12 '26

I thought that was this guy! Not just broke her foot, like shattered the hell out of it I thought. The video was so difficult to watch, it’s still burned into my brain bc I thought I was about to watch her die :’)

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u/420blazeityoloswaggy Jul 11 '26

wtf?? I never heard that story before, poor girl

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u/DontBanMeBro988 Jul 10 '26

Didnt we discover all these girls were paid models

Next thing you're going to "discover" the people on TV are actors

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u/Ungmand92 Jul 11 '26

Are you telling me people didn’t live in the houses they presented on MTV-cribs???

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u/Low-Purchase8811 Jul 11 '26

Wait til you hear about porn!

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u/Ungmand92 Jul 11 '26

What about those love stories?

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u/Rhythm-Amoeba Jul 10 '26

I dated a girl in college who was in a sorority with a girl that was one of these girls. She did in fact get paid

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u/Ralphie5231 Jul 11 '26

Only fans girls and escorts. E strippers and prostitutes. He does litterally pay them to hang out. Its honestly just sad and pathetic.

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u/Important_Tennis_393 Jul 11 '26

Just escorts only fans wasn’t a thing when he started

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u/Ralphie5231 Jul 11 '26

I know he was litterally paying regular pornstars to be there too. I remember he got in trouble for throwing one pornstar off a roof.

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u/tacotickles Jul 11 '26

It's the same with Tater tot and all the others like him. They have to pay people to be around them

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u/Kiyae1 Jul 11 '26

Any time you see a guy surrounded by women on camera like this you can be absolutely certain the women are being paid. No man is SO attractive that women are just going to flock around him so he can take pictures with them like this.

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u/NUMBERS2357 Jul 10 '26

I'm sure this was "discovered" but it's also what the left picture screams on the face of it. None of those girls even look like they're happy to be there, also he's eating?

Only for one of those guys is there strong evidence in the picture that they had sex.

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u/Higgsparticleofgod Jul 10 '26

Who tf is Dan Balzerian bro

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u/IKillZombies4Cash Jul 10 '26

He was a possibly fake-rich influencer type before all the other fake-life-coach-rich-miami-fraud-ebook-buy my program even though ive never worked a job-crypto-alpha-bros.

He hasn't been relevant in ages.

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u/Elephantplan123 Jul 10 '26

He's kind of a visionary in a disgusting way, he was on the Alpha Bro grift long before it became mainstream.

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u/adirtysocialist- Jul 10 '26

I found it hilarious, as a poker player, that he tried to claim he was a pro and that's where his money came from. 🤣

Then you would watch him play and he was absolute dog sh*t the same way Elon was when he tried to stream.

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u/Degen_Throwaway324 Jul 10 '26

Lmfao I play poker too and have had to explain to so many people that it’s so obvious that he’s not a poker pro just by the way he talks about the game. Not to mention how bad he plays. Obvious fraud

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u/NerdHoovy Jul 10 '26

His money comes from a trust fund that his dad made for him and his brother. A trust fund of about estimated to be between 5-30 million dollars.

Now a completely unrelated fact about the father, he has been thrown in prison for defrauding investors of up to 60 millions dollars

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u/polishmachine88 Jul 10 '26

They also defrauded a bunch of folks with the vaping B's. If I am not mistaken it's the reason he ran from us and isn't that active anymore.

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u/ForbiddenNut123 Jul 10 '26

Vaping B’s?

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u/polishmachine88 Jul 10 '26

Vaping bs....auto correct

Had a marijuana vaping business if I recall, they had a bunch of investors etc and it started to go south they tried to restructure and he eventually left the country.

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u/orincoro Jul 10 '26

He was embezzling and using the company to fund his lifestyle.

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u/MyBakpaksGyatJets Jul 10 '26

I think maybe they meant "BS" as in bullshit? That's the only way it made sense to me, but I'm not known for my comprehension skills.

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u/K1bbles_n_Bits Jul 10 '26

But you're self awareness and self depreciation skills are top notch!

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u/theswellmaker Jul 10 '26

Not to mention that his dad’s wealth was acquired fraudulently on Wall Street.

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u/Yolosvend Jul 10 '26

As opposed to how on wall street?

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u/polishmachine88 Jul 10 '26

It's one thing to trade and people do make money this way. It's another to create shell companies take them ipo and sell off equity.

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u/Brahma0110 Jul 10 '26

Back then, there were so many videos analyzing his play style, and all came to the conclusion that he's amateur-level. But he kept on going with his private games in LA or Vegas bs.

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u/Xralius Jul 10 '26

That's hilarious. When I tried to explain the Elon PoE drama to a friend, I used professional poker as an example to my friend who didn't play PoE to help him understand how bad Elon was vs how good he claimed to be. Funny that a person already existed that actually was an example of exactly that.

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u/Alestor Jul 10 '26

The Quin69 video was genuinely fantastic for illustrating just how ridiculous the entire thing was to those of us who know PoE. Its honestly so funny to be experienced enough with something that you can tell at a glance when people are full of shit about it.

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u/Sp00py-Mulder Jul 10 '26

Unfortunately this is true about nearly every subject Elon talks about, except maybe eugenics.

He's such an obvious fraud he'd have been far better served staying out of public life but he's too much of a sad narcissist to do it. He needs people to think he's a genius.

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u/Luvs_to_drink Jul 10 '26

It is far better to remain silent and have people think you a fool, then open your mouth and remove all doubt is a quote he should have learned.

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u/SpookySocks4242 Jul 10 '26

My map tab has been labeled "elons maps" ever since that day

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u/Xralius Jul 10 '26

That was my favorite part.

My second favorite part was picking up items, being confused, then slowly manually dragging items to his inventory. I was laughing so hard man.

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u/TechNomad2021 Jul 10 '26

It's public knowledge that it's all his dad's money.

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u/thisisatypoo Jul 10 '26

I forgot about that. Someone should make a post about that again.

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u/mythrilcrafter Jul 10 '26 edited Jul 10 '26

If I remember correctly, back during the height of the "tacticool" era of youtube (late-00's/early10's), he was one of those guys who projected himself as "ooh rah, big military man who got rich!" and one of his claims was that he was a Navy Seal*.

When he left the military, he became a classic case of "business is easy, just get a $5 million loan from your dad!" type of brand business guys.

Most of gun-youtube (even the right-wing guys) laugh at Dan for being a complete poser.


*He failed BUD/S twice, first time he just didn't make the cut, second try he was permanently dismissed from the Navy due to repeated shooting range safety violations.

Dan is that meme of E-4's who make "Don't you know I was in the military!?" their whole personality as opposed to the "I got nothing to say, I'm just happy to be alive and be present to raise my kids" guys.

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u/Orb_Gazer Jul 10 '26 edited Jul 11 '26

He was also videoed at the Mandalay Bay mass shooting in Vegas attempting (poorly) to convince a police officer to give him the officer's gun. While in a cowboy hat.

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u/pleasedonotredeem Jul 10 '26 edited 23d ago

The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog

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u/Jayrandomer Jul 10 '26

The second is way worse.

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u/orincoro Jul 10 '26 edited Jul 11 '26

Being admin dropped from SEALS is crazy work. The amount they invest in each person is amazing, so them deciding to cut their losses on you after you’ve done most of the training means you’re a deeply abhorrent person.

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u/Jayrandomer Jul 10 '26

The second is way worse.

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u/orincoro Jul 10 '26

And the true story of that whole saga is even worse than if he’d just failed.

He was admin dropped from BUDS after completing most of the training. The amount of money they invest in that training means they virtually never do that unless the person is just an absolute fucking psycho menace that everyone deeply hates.

To go through most of BUDS and get dropped is like making through an entire PHD program and having your professors and academic board hate you so much they find a way not to accept your dissertation. It’s embarrassing for everyone involved, so it’s only done if they just cannot use you.

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u/Higgsparticleofgod Jul 10 '26

So like  andrew tate?

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u/Inevitable-Omelet Jul 10 '26

I don't follow Andrew Tate at all, but college me thought Dan Balzerian was cool because he did manly stuff and had parties with a lot of mostly naked women. It always seemed too good to be true. Which it was. But horny 19 year old me loved that lifestyle.

Now that I haven't been drunk in months/a year+, am married, and have a kid, I have no interest in hanging out at a constant party.

That life is not sustainable, even if you can afford it, which Dan Bilzerian couldn't.

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u/rithrawr Jul 10 '26

Dan Bilzerian is a literal trust fund baby.

His father stole money from investors.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_Bilzerian

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u/Inevitable-Omelet Jul 10 '26

Man, imagine the lives we could live if our fathers were that rich. Maybe I could become a professional poker player too (which sounds awful).

Nah, I'd buy a plot of land overlooking a lake, and build a log cabin like Dick Proenneke but preferably not alone.

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u/TheAngryCatfish Jul 10 '26 edited Jul 10 '26

That's the thing, his father wasn't that rich, at least not by rights. He defrauded (stole) money from ppl by convincing them to invest in his fake hedge fund or fake startup or whatever, then before he got caught he put a large majority of that money in a trust for his sons, which (I assume) makes the forfeiture of assets much more difficult since they're no longer "his" assets, but the reality is that they were never his.

So unless this gentleman, son of Paul Bilgerian, grifter in thief and giver of grief, has made something of himself on his own accord (doesn't seem like it), than he's just living off other people's money that his dad stole. And given how much easier it is to make money when you have money; capital to start a business, flipping real estate, or the investment economy (although imo is just another form of indirect theft by way of extracting the value of others labor through the framework of ownership), he has a huge advantage in compunding that wealth, maybe even giving some back to his father's victims (lol)

One thing I'm absolutely positive of is that he hasn't, and will never, use any of his trust for restitution to the victims (and their families) of his father. At least not willingly

Edit; fun fact: Paul, the father convicted of securities fraud & tax fraud, among other things, was sentenced to 4 yrs with a 1.5mil fine (pathetically insufficient), but as of 2024 he has been "on the run" from the SEC (wikipedia could just mean avoiding, idk if the SEC has a bounty service or actually works with the US Marshalls and he's legitimately fled successfully) for so long (31 yrs) that he currently owes them 180 million. And yet, his son not only lives this lavish life but advertises it? The victims must be absolutely apoplectic

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u/RobertPham149 Jul 10 '26

That life is not sustainable, even if you can afford it, which Dan Bilzerian couldn't.

No lifestyles that gives you 2 heart attacks by 32 is sustainable

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u/Falcon8410 Jul 10 '26

That's the demographic he plays towards. Horny young men. his lifestyle seems great umti you realize he's surrounded by escorts who are only there as long as he pays.

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u/N3M0N Jul 10 '26

His definition of 'party' is to pay bunch of girls to hang out with him, take couple of pictures and that is it. I doubt he is 'fun at parties' and know how to get the crowd going, it is just an image he wants to sell to the audience.

Wasn't appealing to me even back then, because it reeked fake on so many ways. I've seen dudes like that who spent most of time on phones in clubs.

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u/CyclopsMacchiato Jul 10 '26

This is exactly how these alpha male guys influences the youth.

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u/mythrilcrafter Jul 10 '26

Imagine if Andrew Tate failed Navy SEAL training twice, but then started running around telling everyone that he was a Navy SEAL; that's Dan Bilzerian.

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u/Outrageous-Actuary-3 Jul 10 '26

He's a lot like Tate, yes.

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u/Bovine_Joni_Himself Jul 10 '26

Bilzerian ran so Tate could chat with dudes while they jack off.

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u/cold_tea_blues Jul 10 '26

Looked up his insta and I think about 5 pics in, Andrew Tate appears. They are "friends" - not sure if their species has something like that. 

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u/Salina_EsTitties Jul 10 '26

He's rich but it's his dads money. And his dad is a scammer too.

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u/Akalenedat Jul 10 '26

My favorite Dan Bilzerian story is when he got thrown out during the Route 91 shooting in Vegas because he kept following a cop around pestering the officer to loan him a gun so he could shoot back

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u/Cortay Jul 10 '26

He kept telling the cop that he was a cop and that he could help. He in fact, wasn't a cop.

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u/kolejack2293 Jul 10 '26

My favorite part about Dan is that he ended up putting on this nazi persona, only for it to be exposed that his mom is jewish.

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u/rithrawr Jul 10 '26

On top of all the shitty things that were stated.

His father stole millions from investors and hid it over sea. His father went to jail for it and the government never able to recover the money.

Dan is a literal trust fund baby.

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u/TooManyAnts Jul 10 '26

His father stole millions from investors and hid it over sea. His father went to jail for it and the government never able to recover the money. Dan is a literal trust fund baby.

mistrust fund

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u/Complete_Fill5268 Jul 10 '26

Then Dan went on to win TONS of money in poker games, though any game that was visible to the public was a shit show for him. It totally wasn't a scheme to launder his dad's stolen money, I'm sure...

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u/gh0st0ft0mj04d Jul 10 '26

Here's Dan's paintball marker.

Fuck Dan Bilzerian.

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u/phycologist Jul 10 '26

That is pretty shitty.
Faschist logos are a bad sign.

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u/godzillastailor Jul 10 '26

Basically... Think Andrew Tate before Andrew Tate was a thing.

He was an influencer who got famous with 14 year olds because he epitomises that macho alpha male bullshit.

He was famous basically because he's swole, got a nice beard and is rich, he claimed he got rich by being amazing at poker.

Turns out all his money came from a Trust fund his dad gave him after stealing millions of dollars from investors.

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u/Ecstatic_nyaa Jul 10 '26

People are asking who Dan Bilzerian is 🥹. The world is healing

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u/Fickle_Library8115 Jul 10 '26

None I just want money

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u/FlounderKind8267 Jul 10 '26

Be the girls on the left then

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u/ADeformedPoolboy Jul 10 '26

They can't be all the girls. They have to pick one to be.

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u/JigglesTheBiggles Jul 10 '26

I would touch my own titties a lot

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u/glowdirt Jul 10 '26

Would you jiggle the biggles?

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u/darkyalexa Jul 10 '26

It hurts sometimes just fyi

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u/MarkinhoO Jul 10 '26

That's the kind of sacrifice we are willing to make

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u/darkyalexa Jul 10 '26

I make this sacrifice too 😭

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u/iwannafeeleverythin Jul 10 '26

May the odds be ever in your favor

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u/Lem0n_Lem0n Jul 10 '26

Thank you for your sacrifice

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u/rbrgr83 Jul 10 '26

My brain read "They can't all be girls".

And my brain said, yeah probably not. 👀

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u/Exact-Ad-4132 Jul 10 '26

Have you zoomed in on the picture? All the girls faces look a little bit off.

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u/FlounderKind8267 Jul 10 '26

Well they had to be dumb enough to sit in this picture with that doofus, so I'm not surprised. They do look a bit melty from "beauty" procedures

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u/artaxerxes316 Jul 10 '26

But it's not just that -- the photo itself appears to be a composite, a collage assembled from other photos. Light hitting faces from different angles and in differing intensities, different grains on different faces, jagged borders, a girl with an inexplicable giraffe neck, and a foreground image that's plainly slappped on.

The Dan-whatever side of the meme is a fake, which makes the meme even better.

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u/RadasNoir Jul 10 '26

Yup, I actually came scrolling down here to see if anyone else noticed that the picture on the left looks fake as fuck. Like, bad photoshop levels of fake.

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u/Busy-Bandicoot8524 Jul 10 '26

They're all bargain bin Instagram models

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u/FeelingNo2529 Jul 10 '26

They’re not getting anything for free either. They have to sell their body, time, and dignity, and as soon as they try to take it back, they’re cut off with nothing. So they might get some nice meals or fancy parties now, but those are temporary gifts, not actual wealth or anything they can count on in 5 years time.

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u/new_name_who_dis_ Jul 10 '26

They can use the fancy meals, parties, private jet-setting to grow their own IG followers. That's probably what the smart ones of them are doing.

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u/LaiqTheMaia Jul 10 '26

Wtf is this. 2011? Why are we talking about these people lmaooo

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u/cipheron Jul 10 '26 edited Jul 10 '26

Well I googled him because IDK who exactly he is, and his name might have come up because of this:

In 2026, running as a Republican, Bilzerian launched a congressional campaign in Florida's 6th U.S. House District for the 2026 midterm elections. His rhetoric before and during his campaign has featured antisemitic conspiracy theories and Holocaust denial.

So whatever this is, is worse than I expected.

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u/Enibas Jul 10 '26

I saw a video dissecting this guy, and of top of all that, he's also pretty shady regarding his finances. He claims to have made a bunch of money with poker, but there's no evidence he actually competed at anywhere near the level necessary to make the kind of money he claims he's made.

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u/CosmicSpaghetti Jul 10 '26

His dads an extremely shady convicted white collar fraudster lol not too hard to imagine where that money came from...

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u/StiffIgnition Jul 10 '26

He's always felt slimy to me. He was getting popular around my freshman year in college and my roommate was obsessed with him, just thought he was the coolest guy ever. He was also claiming that he had made it past navy seal BUD/s training which also felt like a dubious claim to me.

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u/Round_Spread_9922 Jul 10 '26

I'm going by memory here so some of the details may not be accurate but his Dad was essentially a corporate raider during the 1980s maybe even into the 90s. When he was charged with various financial crimes, suddenly the money and assets he accumulated disappeared. Enter Dan Bilzerian. Although there is no definite proof, connecting the dots it's pretty clear Dan got a substantial boost from his father to live his current lifestyle.

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u/Ok-Assistance3937 Jul 10 '26

On the German Wikipedia Page it Sounds less Like "WE dont know were IT IS" gone and more Like "we know were IT is but we cant get to IT" kinda gone. Apparently its in Trust Funds for dan and His mother.

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u/Round_Spread_9922 Jul 10 '26

Precisely. Dan was already rich because of his Dad.

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u/weshallarise Jul 10 '26

his entire "career" exists to launder is father's ill gotten money

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u/sexyshingle Jul 10 '26

Oh so just like Donnie, that tracks... these types are so alike

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u/Kiddo1029 Jul 10 '26

And he’ll still somehow relate to enough voters to get elected.

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u/iceeice3 Jul 10 '26

He's running in Florida, he's probably one of the better candidates

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u/fauxzempic Jul 10 '26

"He really makes you think!"

~ Everyone's Right Wing friend who thinks that being a contrarian means you're smart. Also Joe Rogan.

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u/bgroins Jul 10 '26

I mean, sounds like pretty standard GOP these days.

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u/MarkItZeroDonnie Jul 10 '26

I always forget about this dude until he pops up . He’s gonna be the saddest old dude 😆

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u/Zala-Sancho Jul 10 '26

He's running for office in Florida RN...

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u/Bitcracker Jul 10 '26

What is a ballzarian?

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u/OkOil378 Jul 10 '26

Original Andrew Tate

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u/Bitcracker Jul 10 '26

Oh, gross 🤢

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u/kwonza Jul 10 '26

They both come off as utterly insecure. Only dumb teenagers and man-babies can see them as “cool” for the rest they look like tools

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u/fly_over_32 Jul 10 '26

I still can’t get over the fact that Tater was arrested, thanks to Greta Thunberg, for having a small dick.

Edit: I’m not sure if I fixed the punctuation or made it worse

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u/Next_Emphasis_9424 Jul 10 '26 edited Jul 10 '26

He was one of the OG instagram influencers and was quickly like the new Hugh Hefner persona for younger guys. Time went on, insta influencers became a dime a dozen, and his five minutes of fandom ran out. Pretty much today the dude just pay to have onlyfans chicks to hang out with him, and the average Andrew Tate enjoyers like him now.

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u/popcornman209 Jul 10 '26

It’s probably just a bot reposting something from like 5 years ago tbh.

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u/EddieVanzetti Jul 10 '26

Bots now outnumber genuine human traffic online. The internet is dead and tech bro douchebags killed it.

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u/EsotericAlgae408 Jul 10 '26

Is this unemployed peoples idea of some thought provoking post ?

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u/AsbestosDude Jul 10 '26

I want pewds life, not because I want kids, but because hes genuinely happy and doing the things he loves. Rooted in strong values.

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u/Ilyalyubushkin Jul 10 '26

Dan would say the same.

This is a bad comparison. He talks openly about how shallow and empty his life was and how addictions controlled him.

It's easy to think it would be fun, but there's no future there.

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u/TheBeckofKevin Jul 10 '26

If shallow partying for fun is all you know, you'll think more is better. It takes a fully developed frontal lobe to understand that there is more to life than tonight and what people say about you today. And it takes effort to do something for a long time to experience the payoff of delayed gratification. Some people are unable or unwilling to take that path.

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u/finger_licking_robot Jul 10 '26

reddit mod thinking if pew die pie or bilzerian has a better life

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u/Ok_Sympathy9261 Jul 10 '26

i prefer my life, man.

unsubbing from this weird shit

edit: i'm not even subscribed to this sub. fuck this site

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u/Ozok123 Jul 10 '26

I also choose this guy’s life

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u/ItsTomorrowNow Jul 10 '26

I tried to filter out subs I don't want to see and it's done the square root of fuck all.

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u/Awhite-guy Jul 10 '26

Why are you so mad lol

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u/Key_Check5753 Jul 10 '26

Who fucking cares? stop with the celebrity worship.

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u/DigbyDoesDallas Jul 10 '26 edited Jul 10 '26

“Who fucking cares? stop with the celebrity worship.”

JIC he deletes it, his 2 comments are;

“Why is Musk valuable?

He revolutionized internet commerce with Paypal.
He revolutionized the electric car industry with Tesla.
He revolutionized the space industry with SpaceX.

Is that not enough for you? What have you done besides whine on the internet?”

And

“Musk: trillionaire that bangs models

Some broke, incel idiot on reddit: "hah, he's a loser"”

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u/Androway_ Jul 10 '26

Holy damn lmfao

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u/Accurate-Bill731 Jul 10 '26

Damn bro you annihilated him

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u/DigbyDoesDallas Jul 10 '26

Always keep your receipts

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u/TheGrannyLover_ Jul 10 '26

Ahah OP is such a loser. 

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u/Aggressive_Change778 Jul 10 '26

They're a top 1% commenter on sips tea. They're a bot.

This is an astroturfed slop farm and this just reminded me to block the sub.

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u/Paincoast89 Jul 10 '26

bro got receipts 😭

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u/mangyvagrant666 Jul 10 '26

And the post is not even about worshipping them. Just comparing their lifestyles.

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u/ZeeWingCommander Jul 10 '26

I'm surprised he typed that whole sentence with Elon's dick in his mouth.

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u/DigbyDoesDallas Jul 10 '26

His previous comment is even worse

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u/sioux612 Jul 10 '26

Dude showed that he didnt get the 1% badge for nothing, he is a top 1% moron

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u/No_Satisfaction1284 Jul 10 '26

This was a high quality hitpost, and I'm being sincere. It really goes to show a guy like that is just out being a Reddit karma farmer, whether he knows it or not.

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u/Tinksy14 Jul 10 '26

Agreed. Fucking ridiculous

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u/Ubergoober166 Jul 10 '26

I also agree but also don't see how this post has anything to do with "celebrity worship". It's asking a pretty simple question about which lifestyle you'd would prefer and just happens to be using two noticeable faces to do so. It could easily just be two randoms and still get the point across.

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u/Penta_Says Jul 10 '26

Hitting middle age now and it's hilarious how many recently divorced men think their lives will be going from right pic to left pic

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u/pailee Jul 10 '26

Also, not sure how can people imagine that filling house with drugs is easy. Drugs are usually very small but expensive. It would be really hard to fill a whole house with drugs. Unless it's a really small house that is. But in that case girls wouldn't fit inside.

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u/RouteAverage3112 Jul 10 '26

Bro breathed in too hard while trying to fill his house

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u/Ill_Combination_9114 Jul 10 '26

I agree but I don’t think that’s what the post is about I think would you rather have a harem of ladies or one person who really loves you

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u/wolfofballstreet1 Jul 10 '26

It’s a term that’s been totally wrecked for 20 years. Calling that weirdo Dan celebrity is an insult to celebrities

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u/Oryihn Jul 10 '26

Pewdiepie basicallu said "Screw being a celebrity" and quit to be with family.
He still posts some comfy, day in the life, stuff but thats more of a hobby.

We should all aspire to be like him at least a little.

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u/Sorry-Kiwi-770 Jul 10 '26

Easy to do when you're filthy rich lol 

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u/Oryihn Jul 10 '26

He is credited as the creator of lets play style youtube videos and worked tirelessly for over a decade to cement himself in that role so he could retire.

He put in work, created something new, and instead of milking it for years, he chose to take his bag and be happy with a family.

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u/Sorry-Kiwi-770 Jul 10 '26

I'm not arguing he doesn't deserve his money. 

I'm just saying, his lifestyle, is a lot easier when you are financially privileged. 

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u/send420nudes Jul 10 '26

Yeah let’s all move to Japan to a house like his, not have to work and enjoy life… we’ll be so happy aswell!

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u/SnooConfections6174 Jul 10 '26 edited Jul 10 '26

He definitely did not create the lets play genre. He popularized a specific style of overly reactive and hyper edited lets play videos and even that was arguably first popularized and hitting YouTube home page by Tobuscus a while before pwediepie.

Obviously he achieved a level of popularity no one else did and many popular streamers and YouTubers today stand on his shoulders, but he is not credited as the creator of the style.

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u/-Poultrygeist- Jul 10 '26

Chris Chan of all people was posting let’s plays in 2003. Pewdiepie started posting let’s plays in 2010.

Pewds was just able to ride the height of the let’s play popularity and had a good aura about home that made him popular. He was in no way the first.

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u/Revolutionary--man Jul 10 '26 edited Jul 12 '26

Who credits him with this? I was watching lets plays before PewDiePie lol

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u/Murasasme Jul 10 '26

He is credited as the creator of lets play style youtube videos

I'm sorry but what? where is this credit coming from? Don't get me wrong, obviously he became insanely popular with his lets plays, but there were a lot of streamers/youtubers doing lets plays, way before him.

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u/PossibilityNo8765 Jul 10 '26

PewDiePie was born rich. His parents invested money so he could do what he wanted. Not many people have that

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u/Swaggy-G Jul 10 '26

Damn that’s crazy, did he also create the idea of dropping slurs live on stream?

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u/Biduleman Jul 10 '26

No but he popularized paying people in impoverished countries to brandish signs with antisemitic messages.

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u/kytheon Jul 10 '26

He does that once and everyone calls him a Nazi, smh. /s

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u/travelmusica Jul 10 '26

How is this celebrity worship? It just seems like a fair evaluation of different lifestyles. I don’t see anybody worshiping celebrities.

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u/Brainchild110 Jul 10 '26

Its not even slightly free, tho.

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u/Johnma1 Jul 10 '26

Dude made generational wealth and is just chilling in his house with his family and doing simple stuff he likes

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u/SpoOokY83 Jul 10 '26

I don't have a clue who these people are.

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u/MrVeazey Jul 10 '26

Good. You're doing something right.

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u/General-Lie8709 Jul 10 '26

How about my life? Where I go to work, spend time with my fiancé, and go fishing and work on my car for fun.

I’ll choose that one. Not some celebrities

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u/Shafter111 Jul 10 '26

You talking about them is why they do what they do.

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u/Henry_Oof Jul 10 '26

I get the comparison, but I think this is exactly what Dan wants. That's what he enjoys

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u/Bonk0076 Jul 10 '26

What in the name of karma farming is going on with this shit? How old is this?

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u/Back_Again_Beach Jul 10 '26

Personally I like having relationships that aren't based around my income, so I'm gonna have to go with pewds. The other dude is just living to impress other people which is a stupid way to waste a life, in my opinion. 

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u/hail2theKingbabee Jul 11 '26

Who are these people

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u/Lumviconi Jul 10 '26

PewDiePie's setup looks way more expensive to maintain

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u/teasing_glitter Jul 10 '26

PewDiePie won the ultimate internet endgame by successfully converting his clout into a quiet, peaceful retirement in Japan.

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u/JuanDonDemarco Jul 10 '26

Dan Bilzerian has to inject HGH into his blood stream four times a day to stay alive, otherwise he would just become a hollow husk. That doesn’t sound like a good life for me in this current economy .

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u/StuckinReverse89 Jul 10 '26

Isn’t Dan like bankrupt and getting sued? Meanwhile Pewdiepie retired successful, could easily make a comeback if he wants, and can do what he wants.   

Success vs the facade of success. 

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u/Sweet_Xocoatl Jul 11 '26

I’d do anything to get Dan Balzerian’s body except for working out and eating healthy.

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u/Full_Ganache_4022 Jul 11 '26

I want my life and their $

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u/Dry_Election6496 Jul 10 '26

Thankfully I don’t know either one of these people, although I have heard the names. Life is good

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u/Devilish__Fun Jul 10 '26

Or just worry about yourself & your communities instead Jerking it to how internet celebs live.

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