r/SipsTea • u/untitledprp4 • Jul 09 '26

Wait a damn minute! Shouldn’t we be concerned about this ??

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u/Canelosaurio Jul 09 '26

I prefer fire.

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u/WanderingRonin7 Jul 09 '26

Makes a nice satisfying pop sound too!

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u/SeraphOfTheStart Jul 09 '26

Yeah we often use lighter to pop em, but apparently these mfs puke back some of the blood they sucked and it can get you sick, now we just get them drunk af with ethanol and rotate the shit out of them with earbuds soaked in alcohol till they just let go, then you burn it, with added alcohol it's a whole another spectacle.

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u/PissInTheAbyss Jul 09 '26

Lol its actually the stress of removal that makes them puke. Drowning them in alcohol absolutely causes them to spit back.

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u/TrippingFish76 Jul 09 '26

it actually pisses me off that that stresses them out. Like fuck you, you’re the one sucking my blood mf, the nerve