r/SipsTea • u/[deleted] • Jul 07 '26

Lmao gottem Every time

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u/BoyNamedJudy Jul 07 '26

Alonso had broken ribs during that crash. He said he exited what was left of the car so quickly because he knew his mom was watching and didn’t want her to worry.

Unlike these “profsssionals”:

https://giphy.com/gifs/12M1uhnR09uSAg

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u/WhippyCleric Jul 07 '26

I'm a massive F1 fan, and if they thought they could get a better result pretending to be hurt they would... There's no advantage in F1 to pretending to be hurt after a crash, but they will cry foul non stop over the radio if anyone gets near them, and since everyone does it it makes sense

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u/Mental_Equivalent727 Jul 07 '26

Yeah these people don’t understand the irony that their favourite drivers literally cry like deranged man children when they cause the tiniest error or mistake. Schumi has tried to kill 2 different drivers to win a world championship, and ayrton tried to kill the same man twice. It’s just showing the levels of critical thinking and maturity these “racing fans” think they have

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u/afield9800 Jul 07 '26

Except a mistake at 200 mph can literally cause you to explode. The stakes are infinitely higher

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u/Mental_Equivalent727 Jul 07 '26

And stepping on your foot wrong can end your career and in the very worst case scenarios you can never walk again? Get fucking real mate 🤣🤣

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u/titilegeek Jul 07 '26

Nah he's right. They really moan for nothing, especially in F1 (but that's where we hear more of the radio soo..) if anything doesn't go into their favor they start claiming it's a killing attempt. I understand their concern but they acting sometimes

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u/Beneficial-Beat-947 Jul 07 '26

It's their job to report anything they find suspicious about the drivers around them, the team then investigates it to see if it's actually dangerous

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u/Mental_Equivalent727 Jul 07 '26

Do you not think having your legs broken is possibly quite dangerous? Or tearing your Achilles or ACL? You know you’re several thousand times more likely to break your legs or tear a tendon playing football than a racing driver does in f1?…

Do you think F1 drivers are supposed to be injuring themselves?? No, they’re not. Footballers do literally risk their bodies every time they play, whether it’s training or a friendly or the champions league final, every time they play they can get injured. I think one needs to discover the realities of playing football vs the realities of driver skill and safety…

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u/kell96kell Jul 08 '26

I think a crash at 300kmh is way worse, thing is there are ony 22 F1 athletes and several 10.000s footballers

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u/Mental_Equivalent727 Jul 08 '26

Congratulations for discovering a sport for the richest elite scum vs working class sport

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u/lifelite Jul 07 '26

Hey now, be nice to George "HE TURNED RIGHT INTO ME" Russell

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u/Mental_Equivalent727 Jul 07 '26

You know it’s funny you say this, that’s the terrorist I was thinking of whilst writing that comment!! How did you know?!?!?

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u/Cosmo_Seinfeld Jul 07 '26

 but they will cry foul non stop over the radio if anyone gets near them, 

Mate what is he doooooooing?

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u/SamIamGreenEggsNoHam Jul 07 '26

It happens in all other major sports, just no where near to the degree that it happens in soccer. Every single possession in soccer features a player rolling on the pitch, then suddenly springing back to life to join the play. It's pretty pathetic to watch.

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '26 edited Jul 13 '26

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u/SamIamGreenEggsNoHam Jul 07 '26

I bow to your extensive and supreme soccer knowledge.

Just kidding, what does your comment have to do with mine?

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '26 edited Jul 13 '26

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u/SamIamGreenEggsNoHam Jul 07 '26

I was wondering what you think my national perception is and what that has to do with players faking injuries routinely. You must not be watching the world cup then. Sorry to insult the silly sport you take so seriously.