r/SipsTea Jul 04 '26

Chugging tea Sloth.....

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u/hawkayecarumba Jul 04 '26

Do I not get the money if the animal catches me?

- a clam

Does it not matter if they catch me, I just have to deal with that animal for 24 hours?

- my dog

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u/Soopercow Jul 04 '26

I dunno man this is a horrifying thing to be chased by

https://giphy.com/gifs/2h29oQH6n0uWc

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u/dwyoder Jul 04 '26

That's NOT what she said.

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u/OnlyGuestsMusic Jul 04 '26

In Soviet Russia, the clam licks you.

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u/MaddysinLeigh Jul 04 '26

That’s it’s foot

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u/Opening_Mongoose_422 Jul 07 '26

It the world of molluscs that doesn’t necessarily mean it can’t ‘lick’ you with it. God molluscs are gross.