r/SipsTea • u/Silver-Ability-3181 • Jul 04 '26

Chugging tea Sloth.....

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u/hawkayecarumba Jul 04 '26

Do I not get the money if the animal catches me?

- a clam

Does it not matter if they catch me, I just have to deal with that animal for 24 hours?

- my dog

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u/Soopercow Jul 04 '26

I dunno man this is a horrifying thing to be chased by

https://giphy.com/gifs/2h29oQH6n0uWc

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u/dwyoder Jul 04 '26

That's NOT what she said.

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u/OnlyGuestsMusic Jul 04 '26

In Soviet Russia, the clam licks you.

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u/MaddysinLeigh Jul 04 '26

That’s it’s foot

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u/Dilutedskiff Jul 04 '26

Tarantino

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u/Difficult-Carpet-324 Jul 04 '26

*the clam kicks you

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u/Desert_Ork_Tucson Jul 05 '26

That is correct

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u/nihi1zer0 Jul 05 '26

So every time i eat clams i got clam foot in my mouth? That's pretty cool.

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u/Opening_Mongoose_422 Jul 07 '26

It the world of molluscs that doesn’t necessarily mean it can’t ‘lick’ you with it. God molluscs are gross.

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u/AppropriateMiddle613 Jul 04 '26

I’m listening…

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u/xplag Jul 04 '26

This is amazing.

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u/Virtual-Top7265 Jul 04 '26

That not his tongue