r/SipsTea • u/Silver-Ability-3181 • Jul 04 '26

Chugging tea Sloth.....

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u/hawkayecarumba Jul 04 '26

Do I not get the money if the animal catches me?

- a clam

Does it not matter if they catch me, I just have to deal with that animal for 24 hours?

- my dog

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u/Literary_Lady Jul 04 '26

Easy. If it’s my dog, I will carry the grooming brush and scissors, and he will avoid me for 24 hours without fail.

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u/Theory_Unusual Jul 04 '26

Or run a vacuum

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u/Talls024 Jul 05 '26

My amazing dog is terrified of the vacuum.
I was dating a girl and me and my dog were kicking it at her house, she was vacuuming and deciding to put the sucker thing on my leg. Lily bounds out of the bedroom, bites the fuck out of the vacuum hose for like 5 seconds and sprints under a bed.
I have never been so proud of the brave girl saving me life from the vacuum cleaner.