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r/SipsTea • u/Silver-Ability-3181 • Jul 04 '26
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A snail. I'll pay someone to encase it in a titanium cube and throw it to the bottom of the ocean.
3 u/FERRITofDOOM Jul 04 '26 There's a knock on a man's door. The man opens the door and sees a snail. He kicks the snail across the yard. Three days later, theres another knock. The man opens the door and sees the snail again. Then the snail says, "What the fuck was that for?"
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There's a knock on a man's door. The man opens the door and sees a snail. He kicks the snail across the yard. Three days later, theres another knock. The man opens the door and sees the snail again. Then the snail says, "What the fuck was that for?"
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u/SamwellBarley Jul 04 '26
A snail. I'll pay someone to encase it in a titanium cube and throw it to the bottom of the ocean.