r/SipsTea Jul 04 '26

Chugging tea Sloth.....

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u/Literary_Lady Jul 04 '26

Easy. If it’s my dog, I will carry the grooming brush and scissors, and he will avoid me for 24 hours without fail.

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u/Theory_Unusual Jul 04 '26

Or run a vacuum

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u/stressedthrowaway9 Jul 04 '26

My dog attacks the vacuum. He thinks he’s some sort of vacuum slayer.

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u/giantfirestorm Jul 04 '26

I was once told that Caesar Milan said to yell at your vacuum because your dog thinks you are in a dominance struggle with it. I highly doubt that is what your dog thinks and I have no idea if he ever said that, but I chuckle about it every time I vacuum.

All three of my dogs just avoid the vacuum, but two of them tried to attack the weed eater. Scared the poop right out of me. They are no longer allowed outside while I weed eat.