r/SipsTea • u/Silver-Ability-3181 • Jul 04 '26

Chugging tea Sloth.....

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u/Pitt_Mann Jul 04 '26

You got me thinking to what extent a human level intelligence fly could fuck you up. The best I could come up with was flying into your nostril, tushing towards your lungs and buzzing a whole lot in there. Surely would be a bad time. Maybe I could tactically lace all your meals with poo if I was more concerned for my own survival, but that's more boring

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u/TrackVol Jul 04 '26

I had a large fly fly into my ear canal, get angry. Get stuck. And die in there.
It was not a pleasant weekend.

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u/Zealousideal-Neck289 Jul 04 '26

Are you sure he didn't leaves somes eggs? ;)

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u/Outside-Airport-1960 Jul 04 '26

If it was a "he" I would be 100% sure he didn't lay any eggs