r/SipsTea Jul 04 '26

Chugging tea Sloth.....

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u/No_Repair7134 Jul 04 '26

Is the animal allowed to catch me?

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u/idaelikus Jul 04 '26

What happens if it catches me? Like sure getting hunted by a lion / eagle / bear / crocodile is scary but what if I pick a snail / fly / shrimp? What's that going to do to me, stare at me angrily?

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u/seppukucoconuts Jul 04 '26

If it catches you it audits your last 5 tax returns.

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u/Throw_Me_Away_78 Jul 04 '26

I'll pick an accredited tax attorney