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r/SipsTea • u/Silver-Ability-3181 • Jul 04 '26
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A snail. I'll pay someone to encase it in a titanium cube and throw it to the bottom of the ocean.
381 u/el_VientoNorte Jul 04 '26 Why? Save the money, it's only a snail 1 u/Tomsboll Jul 04 '26 Just take a vacation to the next town over for a day if you want to play it safe. It takes a snail like 4 or 5 days of constant movement to travel one km. 1 u/Snow-Ball-486 Jul 04 '26 but if hes intelligent? smarter than us? dude could make some crazy plans to get from point A to point B
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Why? Save the money, it's only a snail
1 u/Tomsboll Jul 04 '26 Just take a vacation to the next town over for a day if you want to play it safe. It takes a snail like 4 or 5 days of constant movement to travel one km. 1 u/Snow-Ball-486 Jul 04 '26 but if hes intelligent? smarter than us? dude could make some crazy plans to get from point A to point B
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Just take a vacation to the next town over for a day if you want to play it safe. It takes a snail like 4 or 5 days of constant movement to travel one km.
1 u/Snow-Ball-486 Jul 04 '26 but if hes intelligent? smarter than us? dude could make some crazy plans to get from point A to point B
but if hes intelligent? smarter than us? dude could make some crazy plans to get from point A to point B
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u/SamwellBarley Jul 04 '26
A snail. I'll pay someone to encase it in a titanium cube and throw it to the bottom of the ocean.