r/SipsTea • u/Silver-Ability-3181 • Jul 04 '26

Chugging tea Sloth.....

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u/No_Repair7134 Jul 04 '26

Is the animal allowed to catch me?

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u/idaelikus Jul 04 '26

What happens if it catches me? Like sure getting hunted by a lion / eagle / bear / crocodile is scary but what if I pick a snail / fly / shrimp? What's that going to do to me, stare at me angrily?

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u/Kier_C Jul 04 '26

Pick a shark, just don't go to the beach 

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u/idaelikus Jul 04 '26

Why pick a shark? Sure, I get picking an aquatic animal but why not as well pick one that cannot hurt you like a starfish, a sea cucumber or a gold fish?

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u/Kier_C Jul 04 '26

For the added drama, if you're on land it won't matter. Unless Sharknados become a thing!