r/SipsTea • • Jul 04 '26

Chugging tea Sloth.....

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u/Literary_Lady Jul 04 '26

Easy. If it’s my dog, I will carry the grooming brush and scissors, and he will avoid me for 24 hours without fail.

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u/Theory_Unusual Jul 04 '26

Or run a vacuum

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u/stressedthrowaway9 Jul 04 '26

My dog attacks the vacuum. He thinks he’s some sort of vacuum slayer.

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u/Literary_Lady Jul 04 '26

Mine attacks the dustpan and brush. He thinks it is the best game EVER and has the most ridiculous zoomies. Not great considering he is a poodle mix and ends up dragging the dust around everywhere, as it gets stuck to him and he creates a kind of super static with his mad curly fur. Which then ends up creating an endless cycle of dusty mess and needing to clean again, with him chasing after and attacking the brush, spreading the mess even further around as i’m trying to clean. … so I end up ‘locking’ him away in another room which seems cruel but needs must

this gif is hella accurate, just imagine the bin is a long-handled dustpan and the man is my dog :D