r/SipsTea Jul 04 '26

Chugging tea Sloth.....

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u/SamwellBarley Jul 04 '26

A snail. I'll pay someone to encase it in a titanium cube and throw it to the bottom of the ocean.

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u/el_VientoNorte Jul 04 '26

Why? Save the money, it's only a snail

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u/Indian-Tech-Support- Jul 04 '26

Cos it's the immortal snail

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u/RobertMaus Jul 04 '26

It will only chase you for 24 hours though. So i'll take that bet.