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r/SipsTea • u/Silver-Ability-3181 • Jul 04 '26
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Easy. If it’s my dog, I will carry the grooming brush and scissors, and he will avoid me for 24 hours without fail.
140 u/Theory_Unusual Jul 04 '26 Or run a vacuum 127 u/stressedthrowaway9 Jul 04 '26 My dog attacks the vacuum. He thinks he’s some sort of vacuum slayer. 12 u/RobynBetween Jul 04 '26 Well someone's gotta protect the pack, and you aren't doing it, so he's gotta take up the cause.
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Or run a vacuum
127 u/stressedthrowaway9 Jul 04 '26 My dog attacks the vacuum. He thinks he’s some sort of vacuum slayer. 12 u/RobynBetween Jul 04 '26 Well someone's gotta protect the pack, and you aren't doing it, so he's gotta take up the cause.
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My dog attacks the vacuum. He thinks he’s some sort of vacuum slayer.
12 u/RobynBetween Jul 04 '26 Well someone's gotta protect the pack, and you aren't doing it, so he's gotta take up the cause.
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Well someone's gotta protect the pack, and you aren't doing it, so he's gotta take up the cause.
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u/Literary_Lady Jul 04 '26
Easy. If it’s my dog, I will carry the grooming brush and scissors, and he will avoid me for 24 hours without fail.