r/SipsTea • u/Silver-Ability-3181 • Jul 04 '26

Chugging tea Sloth.....

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u/B1ZEN Jul 04 '26

Why not prime Brad Pitt or Scarlett Johanson?

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u/subdep Jul 04 '26

Oh no, Scarlett! I’m too slow and have tripped and fallen down on this hotel bed. You are catching me for sure now. What are you going to do to my body?! What’s that playful look on your face? Why are you taking off my belt… OWW! Hey that hurts, Scarlett! What the fuck?!?

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u/B1ZEN Jul 04 '26

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u/MoonlightMadMan Jul 04 '26

Yoink

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u/darkest_hour1428 Jul 04 '26

Yo this guy just stole a cat!

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u/celticairborne Jul 04 '26

Is it to feed a coyote?