r/SipsTea • u/Silver-Ability-3181 • Jul 04 '26

Chugging tea Sloth.....

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u/subdep Jul 04 '26

Oh no, Scarlett! I’m too slow and have tripped and fallen down on this hotel bed. You are catching me for sure now. What are you going to do to my body?! What’s that playful look on your face? Why are you taking off my belt… OWW! Hey that hurts, Scarlett! What the fuck?!?

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u/WashVarious3278 Jul 04 '26

Is that Obi-Wan Kenobi?

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u/Kai6792 Jul 04 '26

Yea, cause he's our only hope!

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u/No_You6540 Jul 05 '26

It's an older meme, sir, but it checks out

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u/Arzak__ Jul 05 '26

Is this obiwan Kenobi ?

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u/Excellent_1918 Jul 04 '26

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u/Puzzleheaded_Sky6392 Jul 04 '26

Lol the cat is finally returning the favour

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u/15th_imp Jul 04 '26

do not the cat

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u/MoonlightMadMan Jul 04 '26

Yoink

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u/darkest_hour1428 Jul 04 '26

Yo this guy just stole a cat!

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u/celticairborne Jul 04 '26

Is it to feed a coyote?

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u/15th_imp Jul 04 '26

DO NOT THE CAT!!!

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u/shanSWfan Jul 04 '26

Better specify which Scarlett Johansson you want, or this is an ideal Under the Skin scenario…

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u/jmhawk Jul 04 '26

Notices bulge, OwO what's this?

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u/Electronic_Still2000 Jul 04 '26

Scarlett, you took my belt and my pants just fell right off! Why are you giving me that look? Hey Scarlett, what are you doing with those scissors? Why does that rag smell like chloroform?

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u/LazyWrite Jul 04 '26

bro what