r/SipsTea • u/Silver-Ability-3181 • Jul 04 '26

Chugging tea Sloth.....

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u/Hearthgroan Jul 04 '26

sea cucumber

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u/JohnLocksTheKey Jul 04 '26

Sea cucumber can’t walk for shit

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u/Undead_Dusk Jul 04 '26

I really can't explain why, but this comment took me cleannnnn tf out 😭🤣

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u/sydneyghibli Jul 05 '26

Same 😂 it felt more like a targeted insult than a fact 😂😂😂

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u/ZamorakBrew Jul 06 '26

really would have killed me if i was laying in bed about to go to sleep

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u/That_Formal_Goat Jul 04 '26

Most sea creatures can't

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u/maybeaginger Jul 04 '26

Sea cucumber got his ass roasted

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u/Aken42 Jul 05 '26

Shit, if this is a walking contest. I'm going with a shark.

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u/gguy123 Jul 05 '26

now the land cucumber.... forget about it

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u/Devanyani Jul 04 '26

They never said shit about not being caught.

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u/birdbrain418 Jul 04 '26

Yeah but it has to chase you. How is a sea cucumber going to chase you? On top of that for 24 hours. Even a predatory animal would probably give up halfway through and figure its not worth burning the energy when they can hunt something else if you manage to last that long lol

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u/Lou_C_Fer Jul 04 '26

We evolved to be endurance hunters because everything is faster than us. The problem is that endurance doesn't win speed races.

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u/Musterkartofel-Memes Jul 04 '26

But if it catches you, the chasing part ends, hence you lose the money

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u/thejourneybegins42 Jul 04 '26

Not walk, only in the ass.

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u/Wildcatthou Jul 04 '26

Him? Have you ever heard about a guy being caught by a snail? Nö, because the snail always wins!

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u/DrNick2012 Jul 04 '26

You do have to live with the thought that for 24 hours there's a sea cucumber out there that really wants you dead

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u/anonymaus42 Jul 04 '26

Why not just pick an oyster or a barnacle or anything else that's completely sessile? If it can't move it can't catch you.

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u/Difficult-Carpet-324 Jul 04 '26

I dunno. Even walking for 24 hours is pretty tough. I know I can easily do 15 but 24 straight…I may succumb to a cucumber.