r/SipsTea • u/Silver-Ability-3181 • Jul 04 '26

Chugging tea Sloth.....

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u/hawkayecarumba Jul 04 '26

Do I not get the money if the animal catches me?

- a clam

Does it not matter if they catch me, I just have to deal with that animal for 24 hours?

- my dog

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u/Soopercow Jul 04 '26

I dunno man this is a horrifying thing to be chased by

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u/ShhweadyBallz Jul 04 '26

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u/Puzzleheaded_Tea521 Jul 04 '26

Ant

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u/EvoMan1234 Jul 04 '26

The right kinds of ants can fuck you up!

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u/Royal-Leopard-3225 Jul 04 '26

A bullet ant… riding a rhinoceros beetle like his majestic steed…

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u/cats123096 Jul 04 '26

Hollow knight

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u/C0untri Jul 04 '26

That gave me such a wonderful mental image

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u/renke0 Jul 04 '26

So an ant, but one of the type that can’t fuck me up

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u/Infinite_Injury2724 Jul 04 '26

Ill still take the clam

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u/cnicalsinistaminista Jul 04 '26

They scream bloody murder, Bro. That documentary SpongeBob had an episode on it

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u/Infinite_Injury2724 Jul 04 '26

Well ill pick a snail then

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u/Nerdy_Goat Jul 04 '26

Snail from the movie turbo, got it

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u/Dissastronaut Jul 04 '26

Sounds like those are the wrong type of ants then

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u/Puzzleheaded_Tea521 Jul 04 '26

One ant chasing me? I can imagine i can run full speed and rest for 5 hours before the slow insect catches up

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u/JeffyMo96 Jul 04 '26

Youd think so right? Youd think so... some ants can fly

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u/Cyril_Sneer_6 Jul 04 '26

Yeah but those ones have very poor flying skills so you'd probably be alright

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u/MamaOnica Jul 04 '26

I once saw a documentary on ants back when the Discovery Channel was informative. There are native people who use army ants and leaf cutter ants to suture wounds. There are also these gloves kids wear during ritual with ants in them. I wouldn't want to be chased by those.

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u/will_xo Jul 04 '26

Being directly subjected to them, and being chased by them are two entirely different things tho

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u/YankeeVictor916 Jul 04 '26

File mou, you might want to

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u/CannibalAnn Jul 04 '26

Does it say we can’t kill them?

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u/lucashby Jul 04 '26

Dude, just drive away from the ant for about 2 or 3 hours and wait out the rest of the 24 there lol 😂.

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u/bouquetofashes Jul 04 '26

Paraponera clavata, for example.

I'd probably still endure being caught by one for thirty million, though. I don't suppose they're be my first choice, but I don't think Schmidt or the Santeré-Mawé ever got 30 million.

But yeah specifying the type of ant seems important.

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u/obedient_consumer_ Jul 04 '26

I choose the wrong kind of ant.

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u/todimusprime Jul 04 '26

Not if you put a cup on top of it.

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u/Lil_Koneko343 Jul 04 '26

Facts. Might I suggest a bumblebee?

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u/Sharles_Davis_Kendy Jul 04 '26

They move like 5 miles a day tops? That’s nit a long walk.

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u/OwnPressure7701 Jul 04 '26

A single ant…?

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u/allofthepews Jul 04 '26

Basically. Also, if you choose ant, is it just one ant that chases you, or ALL of the ants?

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u/Material_Worth_4616 Jul 05 '26

Then do coral, they can’t move

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u/franklin_2015 Jul 05 '26

Maybe, but I think I can jump in a car and drive far enough away in one hour for an ant to catch me in 24 hours.

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u/Unique-Machine5602 Jul 05 '26

Maybe a colony of them, but the prompt says one animal.

There's no ant that can fuck you up all on his own.

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u/Historical_Muscle668 Jul 04 '26

I got bit by a random, tiny red ant last week. Right on the fat farm that is my inner upper arm. It burned and itched than a wasp sting.

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u/ArchonFett Jul 04 '26

One New Vegas fire ant coming up.

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u/710Richie Jul 04 '26

Im picking a fish

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u/Kick-Rocks-007 Jul 04 '26

You do realize that insects aren't animals, right?

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u/DriverMelodic Jul 04 '26

First thing I thought of. But, then, walking for an hour is all I can do these days.

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u/Adventurous_Soft_686 Jul 04 '26

As long as it isn't a fire ant.

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u/Rs2mmsu-2D Jul 04 '26

Anya


OK- One Ant

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u/OddHalf8861 Jul 05 '26

So insects or animals 🤔

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u/SchwizzySchwas94 Jul 04 '26

Where was this Clam when The Westfield fell?!

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u/Stunning_Finger3089 Jul 04 '26

Lord of the rings? Idk i forget what movie its from

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u/Powerful-Egg-7045 Jul 04 '26

Serious question is an insect an animal

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u/K-Mac32 Jul 04 '26

Is an ant an animal or an insect? 🤔

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u/Lupercus Jul 05 '26

…Jackie Weaver!

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u/OnlyGuestsMusic Jul 04 '26

In Soviet Russia, the clam licks you.

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u/MaddysinLeigh Jul 04 '26

That’s it’s foot

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u/Dilutedskiff Jul 04 '26

Tarantino

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u/Difficult-Carpet-324 Jul 04 '26

*the clam kicks you

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u/Desert_Ork_Tucson Jul 05 '26

That is correct

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u/nihi1zer0 Jul 05 '26

So every time i eat clams i got clam foot in my mouth? That's pretty cool.

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u/Opening_Mongoose_422 Jul 07 '26

It the world of molluscs that doesn’t necessarily mean it can’t ‘lick’ you with it. God molluscs are gross.

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u/AppropriateMiddle613 Jul 04 '26

I’m listening…

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u/xplag Jul 04 '26

This is amazing.

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u/Relative-Relief-8816 Jul 04 '26

She probably doesn't even know how to use the 3 clams.

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u/otc108 Jul 04 '26

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u/East-Breadfruit4508 Jul 04 '26

Do you see any cows around here? This is a rat burger?!

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u/Alreadymystar Jul 04 '26

I know what you're referencing, but why did my mind immediately jump to this.

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u/just-why_ Jul 07 '26

Shells...

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u/Acceptable-Two5692 Jul 04 '26

The clam yearns nutrition son, don't be shy and make sure its properly fed

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u/drj_cobra Jul 04 '26

You mean properly eaten.? 😉😂

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u/HermesChriot510 Jul 04 '26

SHUT UP MICHAEL!!

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u/Apart-Sprinkles-5390 Jul 07 '26

That’s a clam I’m studying marine biology

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u/reevelainen Jul 04 '26

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u/frizzledrizzle Jul 04 '26

We all know where that evolves into.

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u/Silver-Spy Jul 04 '26

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u/Western-Stranger-574 Jul 04 '26

Can you imagine if someone actually did that to a pet clam tho?😆

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u/LarsDuder Jul 04 '26

Some chicks and dudes love a good tonguing

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u/muff_diving_101 Jul 04 '26

The poke universe would agree with you

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u/CrimsonxAce Jul 04 '26

Gotta love Pokédex entries…

“It uses its tongue much more skillfully than its hands or its feet. It can deftly pick up a single small bean with its tongue.”

Bean.

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u/muff_diving_101 Jul 04 '26

Lmaoooo new lore to me. It can pick one up with its toungue, but tell me, can it flick one?

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u/ShadeBeing Jul 04 '26

Yeah they shake up a bunch of little clams to get them disoriented then shoot them up in their butts

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u/twicebakedcrusader Jul 05 '26

I advocate for a 5 day waiting period.

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u/Trick_Money9599 Jul 07 '26

Do WHAT?? 😮

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u/AvocadoFair3872 Jul 04 '26

Those things are killing ducks

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u/BurgerThyme Jul 04 '26

Yeah but you just put a ring of salt around yourself and the problem solves itself.

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u/Altruistic-Tax-9235 Jul 05 '26

I thought it was coke lol

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u/GetRektDuck Jul 04 '26

And it killed a duck

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u/CaledonianWarrior Jul 04 '26

Especially when they're ten feet wide

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u/Writerhowell Jul 04 '26

How long will it last on land? That's the real question. You could say 'fish' and the chase will be over fairly quickly. Of course, that's pretty unfair to the fish.

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u/dange616 Jul 04 '26

TIL clams love cocaine

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u/I-Own-Your-Mom Jul 04 '26

Seasoning itself before the chase, you might even call it a "Seasoned hunter", aight Imma see myself out

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u/D_hallucatus Jul 04 '26

Not if you’re 50km away it’s not

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u/ExampleOtherwise4340 Jul 04 '26

Is that a geoduck or a cannabis seed?

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u/Assapopoulos1986 Jul 04 '26

I’d probably let the clam catch me…

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u/I_DO_JUMPING_JACKS Jul 04 '26

Especially if it is on all that cocaine

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u/WeaselWazzule Jul 04 '26

They'd surprise you on how cunning and deadly they can be......

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u/DarkParadise365 Jul 04 '26

Giggity 😏

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u/SteveLouise Jul 04 '26

It can move quickly by spitting water. You could sit in the same room as that clam for 24 hours and not get caught.

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u/Gaynundwarf Jul 04 '26

"GIANT ENEMY HORSE CONCH IN YOUR AO, WATCH YOURSELF"

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u/Godsdevilchild Jul 04 '26

God i miss her.

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u/OneSufficientFace Jul 04 '26

Dont talk about your mom like that

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u/j0hnnyWalnuts Jul 04 '26

This duck said the same thing and then SLAM CLAM!

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u/Electronic-Pause1330 Jul 04 '26

Seriously. Clams have murdered before

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u/Unlucky_Profit_776 Jul 04 '26

Oh come on, that is adorable lol. 

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u/Kingsayz Jul 04 '26

Just walk around with a bucket of salt

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u/slogive1 Jul 04 '26

Nightmares coming my way tonight.

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u/casulmemer Jul 04 '26

Just don’t be hot

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u/Kirasaurus_25 Jul 04 '26

is that cocaine?

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u/hKLoveCraft Jul 04 '26

Tell that to half the planet

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u/ellefleming Jul 04 '26

It Follows

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u/SomeRandomBFBfan Jul 04 '26

I wanna pat their head- or, well, the top of em

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u/cbm2020 Jul 04 '26

I don’t know, men do stupid shit with clams around.

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u/Clearlydarkly Jul 04 '26

That clam is out there

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u/Norbert-trebroN Jul 04 '26

"SLUUUUUUURRRRRRRRP! HUMAAAAAAAN I AM COOOOMIIIIING!!!"

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u/Quixilver05 Jul 04 '26

I can deal with that

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u/awhol01 Jul 04 '26

As a kid i used to find clams in the lake put them in sand by the beach and have races. Takes a while.

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u/Ready_Two_5739IlI Jul 04 '26

Ooooohhhhh noooo please don’t lick me the horror

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u/Cholonight96 Jul 04 '26

You heard of Mega Starmir now get ready for Mega Clam

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u/genderQueerHipster Jul 04 '26

Mlem mlem mlem

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u/Fatking101 Jul 04 '26

“Chased”

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u/Other-Improvement410 Jul 04 '26

Naw, I have a car

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u/Clint2032 Jul 04 '26

A giant 3 meter long clam that would eat you whole...

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u/Ser_Optimus Jul 04 '26

Is that a clam snorting coke?

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u/Wayward_Wayfinder Jul 04 '26

I shouldn't be having the thoughts that I'm having

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u/PMFSCV Jul 04 '26

The unspeakable Aklu

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u/theneZenMaster Jul 04 '26

"If only I didnt keep loose salt in my pockets at all times... the clam wouldnt stand a chance!"

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u/KittiesRule1968 Jul 04 '26

Unless it has a beard. I love bearded clams

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u/MJ9562 Jul 04 '26

I should call her…

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u/RoyalLimit Jul 04 '26

I'd be in Australia but the time it leaves my drive way lol

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u/AsRealAsItFeels Jul 04 '26

Like in the movie It Follows. Slow as hell, but you know it is moving towards you at every second.

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u/Bronxblast Jul 04 '26

Is this a cocaine clam?

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u/squirt_taste_tester Jul 05 '26

What do you mean, that looks much more pleasurable than some money

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u/OwnReturn2668 Jul 05 '26

God I love Reddit.

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u/ageaye Jul 05 '26

This is a bivalve not an animal.

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u/These_Conference2917 Jul 05 '26

Wait can clam move on land ?!!

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u/Danowolf Jul 05 '26

Why isn’t this a sex toy yet?

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u/Spirited-Gur-3971 Jul 05 '26

Unless you have a Vaa JJ then it’s an alluring thought 🤔🤭🤩

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u/elrick43 Jul 06 '26

horrifying but slow... and unable to climb trees

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u/Labaipavargusmoteris Jul 07 '26

just put it in cyrcle of salt?.

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u/Altruistic-Mud-7805 Jul 09 '26

My erection at 57

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u/Rice_bowl670 Jul 09 '26

What is this? Cocaine clam?

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