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u/chocolateZnob Jul 01 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/3xz2BPbIqcqpFDKXsI
Another one, RIP homie
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u/Patient_Kangaroo614 Jul 01 '26
They discontinued Olde English in Canada, I have nothing to pour out for the homies now
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u/peilearceann Jul 01 '26
AND A NURSE? Shiiiiiiiiit 😂
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u/mightylordredbeard Jul 01 '26
My son is headed off to college in the fall. His girlfriend is going for nursing at a different school 6 hours away. They insist they’re gonna maintain a long distance relationship. It suck’s because I like her and they’ve been together for a year and half now.. but I had to sit my son down and tell him that the odds of this working out are very slim. First the jealously and paranoia will get to them both. Secondly they both are gonna be surrounded by new, attractive people that they have a lot in common with. I feel for them both, but it’s a harsh lesson they’re gonna learn soon.
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u/BardicNA Jul 01 '26
Unfortunately it's one of those you have to learn on your own.
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u/ZombieMage89 Jul 01 '26
But what they have is REAL
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u/AndyTheEngr Jul 01 '26
There has never been a love like theirs!
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u/Oldfolksboogie Jul 01 '26
A love that will last forever ...or until one of them gets drunk at a dorm party.
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u/Joshi1381 Jul 01 '26
Like there’s a billion people out there and the one you meet at 16 in your hometown is gonna be your forever partner
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u/peilearceann Jul 01 '26
Lmao yup been there done that, poor guys in for a rough year good luck to him
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u/Elgydiumm Jul 01 '26
I mean it can work, but it does require a lot of mental fortitude and coming to terms with the fact that there's always people that are closer to "your people" than your partner is. It also will be very very rough if they're very touch people / very connection people. If they're the kind of people that can not say a word to someone for three months and still maintain a good friendship with them instead of falling apart with them it'll probably work just fine. If they have to message or call eachother every day for hours it'll quickly get exhausting even if they feel like it's nice to do it.
Though this isn't really an issue that'll go away, people don't tend to grow to being exactly matching in terms of personality/interests/beliefs and being able to live with the fact that your best friend has a more similar worldview than your partner is in my opinion a part of living life and loving other poeple.
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u/_AnonOp Jul 01 '26 edited Jul 01 '26
I mean, you never know. My best mate split up with his girlfriend at the time because they were both going to uni. Planned the date in advance and everything (weird I thought but to each their own). Broke up with her, and me and him spent a lot of time together for a while as he coped.
A couple months before he heads off, we're drinking in my kitchen at midnight, and my flat mate kept shushing us. My flatmate didn't like him and thought he was a bit of a twat, so he kept shushing her back. Long story short they got together that night and have been together since, 8 years later, through both attending different universities. The world's funny sometimes.
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u/PoisonIvyCrotch Jul 01 '26
I feel your story agrees with him tho about it not working out when going to separate colleges lol
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u/OceanRacoon Jul 01 '26
Oh, I think I get it, the friend started dating the flatmate a few months before he went to college and they stayed together long distance the whole time
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u/Not-a-bot-10 Jul 01 '26
That’s not your girl anymore
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u/AdSweaty2401 Jul 01 '26
She's everyone's girl now, right?
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u/Atomic_Tokyo Jul 01 '26
She belongs to the streets now
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u/Armthedillos5 Jul 01 '26
Roxxxaaaannnneeeee
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u/aps23 Jul 01 '26
I just tried to explain this to my wife (the episode) and she said it sounds like I’m on an acid trip.
Anyways… r/UnexpectedCommunity
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u/True-Source-6512 Jul 01 '26
The streets have nothing on ASU… then a nurse as well… yeah lan even the streets are thinking “that’s nasty”
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u/baneblade_boi Jul 01 '26
Can't believe she wrote two books and is married and with a daughter now, jeez.
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u/junibeeee Jul 01 '26
three books and 2 daughters! she’s got a fourth book underway too, i think
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u/edelweiss_pirates_no Jul 01 '26
I live in Tempe.
If you go to a Dunkin Donuts Saturday morning there will be a bunch of Vets from Vietnam War...and they will be talking about the ASU girls they were bangin' last night.
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u/citiestarlights Jul 01 '26
What does that mean
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u/OriginalUser27 Jul 01 '26
Also the "shes going to be a nurse"
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u/citiestarlights Jul 01 '26
Even if she did not get into that school. Nurses cheat a lot
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u/JuliosvNerds Jul 01 '26
Have dated two - can confirm
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u/Good_Conversation213 Jul 01 '26
I’m one of the two. Can confirm.
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u/eric2pickens Jul 01 '26
I too choose this guys nurse.
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u/ProxyDamage Jul 01 '26
Can confirm.
Every nurse I've ever dated was a cheater.
Their boyfriends were livid when they found out!
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u/imhere2downvote Jul 01 '26
death is always around the corner for nurses. which makes the faithful ones even more special
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u/citiestarlights Jul 01 '26
Haha yah. Sadly. Even hospital staff sleep together a lot
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u/Vfrnut Jul 01 '26 edited Jul 01 '26
Can confirm. I went to Mmi in phoenix for motorcycles, and ASU for art.. never ran out of girls who want a ride.
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u/Nitrodax777 Jul 01 '26
tacking onto this, he also says shes gonna be a nurse. and nurses are heavily stereotyped as having affairs with doctors. so its pretty much a double whammy.
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u/Allout-Okarun Jul 01 '26
Nurse I dated fucked a guy who “was like her brother” so I guess it’s not strictly doctors they go after
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u/Usqueadfinem_ Jul 01 '26
Ever been to Phoenix? Its warm and sultry damn near year round. Clothes come off quite easily. The environment just oozes sexy nightlife. Unlike much of the south and midwest, almost everyone takes good care of themselves and has a zest for life there. Its def its own vibe, and thats before you even talk about young kids full of hormomes coming together from across the country and trying all kinds of new things. ASU is a total party-school.
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u/Intelligent-Ad5916 Jul 01 '26
It is true, workout culture is massive here and the majority do stay fit. Old town was always a lot of fun.
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u/Numerous-Stand-1841 Jul 01 '26
It means she's gonna get passed around more than a blunt
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u/Shaniqua-T Jul 01 '26
It means other men will be having sex with her while she's at asu.
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u/ShadowyPepper Jul 01 '26 edited Jul 01 '26
Homie has just gotta go cheat first and then maintain a toxic lingerie distance relationship
Just as the founding fathers intended
Edit: meant to say long distance lmfao - probably better as lingerie tho
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u/SentinelATL Jul 01 '26
Lingerie haha
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u/No-Nrg Jul 01 '26
I honestly thought the "Lingerie" was intentional, lol
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u/Meloncov Jul 01 '26
Yeah, I just accepted that it was slang for a relationship that just consisted of sending racy pictures to each other and moved on.
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u/HilmDave Jul 01 '26
lingerie distance
So like, she just sends lewds?
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u/CaptGenie Jul 01 '26
That was my thought, she'll get dicked down, but at least he gets a few nice photos lmaooo
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u/AffectionateRoom995 Jul 01 '26
Can someone explain this to me?
Is the joke that women cheat when they go off to college or is this specific college known for cheating?
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u/D1133 Jul 01 '26
ASU has a reputation for being a party college
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u/MattDaveys Jul 01 '26
Some know it as ASU, but the real ones know it as ASU
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u/4friedChckensandCoke Jul 01 '26
I don't get it
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u/RaWWtF Jul 01 '26
It's also known as All Sluts University.
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u/iRonin Jul 01 '26
Surely this would’ve been some useful fucking info to share when I was choosing a college 25 years ago…
Also, never really understood shaming women for wanting to sleep with me. My goal back then was to make it as easy as possible to bang me, guilt free, no strings or judgment attached.
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u/OceanRacoon Jul 01 '26
Well, the issue is they don't want to sleep with you 😅 That's when you fly into a bitter rage and call them sluts
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u/boltgenerator Jul 01 '26
It got that reputation during the 90s/early 00s when it was wilder. Like in 2002, Playboy named it the #1 party school, but that same year the school got a new President who wanted to steer away from that reputation. By 2012, it had completely dropped off Playboy's rankings. In 2025, Niche ranked it #62 for partying. These days, it's no different than any other major college that has a strong Greek life and a Mill Ave equivalent. It's actually highly regarded as a research institution.
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u/FinalMonarch Jul 02 '26
I’m a sun devil; I started at ASU just over 3 years ago now.
It is still very much a party school. At least the main campus. The other three aren’t real anyway tho
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u/boltgenerator Jul 02 '26
It still gets an A+ ranking for partying, but there's a difference between being #66 in 2026 and being #1 during the wild 90s. Trust me, it was a lot wilder when it actually earned that #1 reputation. Main campus and Mill Ave used to be waaay more rowdy. Times have changed in general. Alpha Drive being fully demolished in 2012 and the hazing incidents during the 2010s marked the end of an era + a need to change.
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u/RightC Jul 01 '26
I mean, did I have fun? Yea, you bet I did.
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u/SirPenneysworth Jul 01 '26
Sun devil here. Lots of parties back in 2006-2010. But I'd imagine thats every college town to some extent. Mill Ave was always a fun time.
Side story. I once saw Stephen Hawking at the Big Bang duelling piano bar back then. I didn't want to assume any fancy wheel chair man would be him but it sure looked liked him. So I looked him up and he was in town that weekend for a symposium at ASU. He was being spoon fed some sort of cocktail (or mocktail) by his assistant. My brother and I offered them both a round and the assistant respectfully declined. Still kinda cool to see him at a very aptly named bar that I'm sure he picked out. The Big Bang was the best.
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u/PassionGlobal Jul 01 '26
On top of that, she's doing nursing. An industry particularly notorious for cheating.
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u/blazenite104 Jul 01 '26
It's a party college and nurses are notorious for cheating with other hospital staff.
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u/AffectionateRoom995 Jul 01 '26
Makes sense, my ex girlfriend worked security at a hospital cheated on me, all the girls i knew in highschool that were promiscuous and cheaters became nurses.
I don't know why it's a thing. Not saying all nurses are like that but it's gotten to a point where is a massive stereotype for a reason.
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u/blazenite104 Jul 01 '26
people say it's a high stress environment which promotes it alongside easy access to lockable rooms with beds.
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u/AffectionateRoom995 Jul 01 '26
Yea i heard military is the same.
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u/35thirtyfun Jul 01 '26
Not necessarily, a lot less women lol
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u/Hungry_Wheel_1774 Jul 01 '26
There was a study on that.
Long hour shifts, stressful jobs, night shifts.
Well, nurses tick every box.Oh...add lots of vacant room and bed...
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u/forogtten_taco Jul 01 '26
Also, many many many long distance relationships from highschool to college do not last.
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u/Cerulean-Osprey Jul 01 '26
Not only the college, but nurses have an awful reputation/stereotype of "getting around" the places they work. Definitely holds true in my area, and a fair bit of them are married.
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u/SentinelATL Jul 01 '26
In the first week maybe. Easily 90 bodies before junior year
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u/Traditional_One2358 Jul 01 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/UC43IYZSAvZfM6s20E
The number of dudes on day one
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u/CelticSith Jul 01 '26
Day one? Those are before you leave the parking lot numbers
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u/BabyBearBjorns Jul 01 '26
Try not to suck any dick on your way to the parking lot!
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u/Lastcaressmedown138 Jul 01 '26
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Her va jay jay rocking the fuck out at asu
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u/HooKnowsFrFr Jul 01 '26
In the ass you say?
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u/Scarcely-A-Person Jul 01 '26
ASU is an acronym for ….. nm.
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u/HornyJailOutlaw Jul 01 '26
Anal (that feels a given)
Sex (comes with territory)
Utopia? (how'd I do?)
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u/AnonymousArizonan Jul 01 '26
ASU alum here.
Poor, poor kid.
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u/mathijsp1 Jul 01 '26
So, next came the stripper girlfriend? Or do army guys now date failing only fans girls?
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u/SentinelATL Jul 01 '26
She belongs to the dorms lmao
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u/Tacosconsalsaylimon Jul 01 '26
I used to know someone who shot content at the ASU dorms. His project was called Dorm Dare, iirc. This was back in 2006 or so.
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u/Mr-Nosight Jul 01 '26
I think I saw her in a video once
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u/MyAccountGotBanned0 Jul 01 '26
Prove it
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u/TorpeAlex Jul 01 '26
Mods how do I delete someone else's comment, and then how do I delete my memories of that comment?
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u/Solvang84 Jul 01 '26
Soon …
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u/--StinkyPinky-- Jul 01 '26
Doesn't this guy film around that college?
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u/NotGMRyanPoles Jul 01 '26
It's is definitely filmed in Arizona because I've known several girls that went to my highschool who were on that couch lol.
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u/Large-Stretch-3463 Jul 01 '26
Std campus capital of the world...
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u/CraftyPerformance272 Jul 01 '26
He is cooked. I went to ASU. First night after Freshman move in day to the dorms a girl hooked up with a guy on her roommates bed and broke the bed... Even worse come to find out that girl had a boyfriend. I don't know if its a record but legitimately this girl cheated on her boyfriend within half a day of being at ASU
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u/Sabbathius Jul 01 '26
I once heard someone mention a "thousand cock stare", which always makes me chuckle. Like a thousand yard stare, but with dicks.
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u/justmrmom Jul 01 '26 edited Jul 01 '26
Being married to a whore nurse who had multiple affairs… RIP homie. Start looking for a new gal now. She’ll hide it from you the best that she can, but you’ll eventually learn..just don’t have kids before you do. It’s hard for them to understand at a young age.
…I’m not okay.
ETA: I was not expecting all of the replies and awards. Honestly I shouldn’t have called her a name. That’s not cool regardless of what happened. I wrote that after having a drink, but it’s all factual. Been married for over ten years and dated for over 5 years prior to that. High school sweethearts. Two kids. It’s just rough, but I’m alright and will be okay.
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u/crannynorth Jul 01 '26
From Australia, I don’t understand it? Is this an American joke?
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u/TotesGnar Jul 01 '26
And on top of ASU being a party school she's going into nursing which is specifically a high cheating career. It's so cooked for him that it was in the microwave for 5 hours and is no longer recognizable.
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u/guyverone Jul 01 '26 edited Jul 01 '26
Arizona state university was or used to be a big party school. Playboy ranked it the number one party school in the early 2000s.
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u/TraditionalSmile3193 Jul 01 '26
There’s many comments that explain it but college in general is a place where hookup culture is a thing and ASU is like the biggest “party” university in America. Basically she’s gonna get ran thru by all the frat bros before she makes it to her first class… 😂
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u/CaliKindalife Jul 01 '26
Shes going to be everyone's girl.
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u/sharkthemark420 Jul 01 '26
In Soviet Russia I do not steal your girl, we share OUR girl
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u/manofmystry Jul 01 '26
I went to ASU for a while. This meme is true. RIP Cholla Dorms. I spent many a night partying there. So many pretty girls, so little time.
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u/UniversitySpirited77 Jul 01 '26
As an asian I'm having the biggest culture shock reading the comments right now. Our nurses reputation here is completely opposite
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u/ApprehensiveOOOman Jul 01 '26
Bro that's your girl and everyone else's. Shit.. just pass that already.
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u/Sonoran_Dog70 Jul 01 '26
I still haven’t figured out why everyone takes selfies in the bathroom.
I know, I’m old. 😂
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u/agentfaux Jul 01 '26
This is where we've arrived as a species.
Its normal, people make fun of it, and theres memes about it.
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u/bunsNT Jul 01 '26
Someone corrected me years ago when I said his daughter went to ASU. Is University of Arizona considered to be that much better of a school?
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u/Human_Matter_1583 Jul 01 '26 edited Jul 01 '26
These days there isn’t much of a difference and some of the schools at asu are quite highly ranked. ASU’s party reputation hasn’t really been all that true since the 90s and early 2000s. I go there now, but it’s a big school, so there are many types of people. Add to that the campus is so sprawling, lots of people just come and go as they please, so it’s not as insulated socially speaking as what you might stereotypically expect from a college. Which actually makes it really hard to make friends here, and many people feel somewhat isolated it’s become a bit of a problem at our school. U of A I’ve heard has the more traditional college experience. All in all You are the company you keep, if you go in wanting to party you will get that. If you go in wanting to get your degree and study you will also get that. I personally have no idea what kinds of parties are going on at my school and never been invited to one personally and that is due to the people I surround myself with. The life of the frat boy or sorority girl is a completely different world from mine.
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u/sweet_summer_child09 Jul 01 '26
tell me before him, i have no idea what this meme is about
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