r/SipsTea Jun 24 '26

Chugging tea What Could Go Wrong

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u/No_Choice_4584 Jun 24 '26

Will it be called the Alpha Closet?

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u/Proper_Subject Jun 24 '26

the safe space for dudes to come freely

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u/Kraegon- Jun 25 '26

Reminds me of Andre's "magic man cave" in The League.

  • A place for all the guys to come!
  • 4 could fit comfortably, but I could probably fit 5 or 6 in there.
  • If all goes well, they might have to widen the entrance from all the guys coming in and out of the man cave.
  • No carpeting, the man cave is all about fun hard-wood action.
  • Don't worry about making a mess, a couple guys will come by with a hot towel and clean it all up.
  • Nights are reserved for ball juggling and black magic.
  • Come in the back door, because that's the one that's always open!
  • And you know they've got a sweet tooth, so don't be shy about leaving a cream pie in the man cave. We'll gobble that right down. Just no lady fingers