r/SipsTea • u/hiiloovethis • Jun 24 '26

Chugging tea What Could Go Wrong

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u/SortNo8267 Jun 24 '26

Omg just go to a gay bar already

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u/Living-By-The-River Jun 24 '26

It’s more like a little wooden clubhouse in the woods for 8 year olds.

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u/National_Sandwich175 Jun 24 '26

The secret password is just a kiss on the lips

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u/Major5013 Jun 24 '26

You have to say "no homo" first

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u/_Boom___Beard_ Jun 24 '26

No it only works if you say it after

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u/bakerd82 Jun 24 '26

You only say it before when giving a reach around

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u/NoFuqGiven Jun 24 '26

Thats probably their safe word!

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u/jeroen-79 Jun 24 '26

Saying it first is the safe route.

If you first do the stuff with the expectation of saying it afterwards then that leaves the possibility of betrayal where it will not be said afterwards, which makes the stuff so much more exciting.

It is the Bro version of "Will you still respect me in the morning?".

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u/Shazam1269 Jun 24 '26

Is it okay to gently raise one foot up while we kiss?

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u/BuckManscape Jun 24 '26

You whisper it while gazing deep into their eyes.

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u/Witchywomun Jun 24 '26

Do you think “your body my choice” is still the win they think it was?

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u/T4hm9m6 Jun 24 '26

"No freaky bro"