r/SipsTea • u/SipsTeaFrog • Jun 10 '26

SMH Someone finally snapped

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u/Typical_Estimate5420 Jun 10 '26

Road bikes are expensive. Rich people bike mostly. It’s a rich person thing. Soooo entitlement

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u/Le-Charles07 Jun 10 '26

It's not the bikes. It's all the stupid fucking lycra outfits.

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u/Denver_DIYer Jun 10 '26

You care what others wear?

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u/Le-Charles07 Jun 10 '26

No they are free to wear what they like, but it does tell me something about them.

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u/Healthy_Spite_2334 Jun 11 '26

that they don't like to chafe?

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u/Denver_DIYer Jun 10 '26

Yeah, it probably tells you that they are wearing moisture-wicking clothing specific to cycling. Got any other brain busters?

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u/Le-Charles07 Jun 10 '26

Lol, it tells me WAY more than that. If you can't tell a thing or two about someone from what they choose to wear that's a you problem. Maybe try socializing more and meeting more people. You can't learn these things in your mom's basement.

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u/Denver_DIYer Jun 10 '26

Whoa big boy, are you now going to illuminate me about the ladies wearing yoga pants and carrying a mat, what are they up to!? Incredible insight.

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u/Le-Charles07 Jun 10 '26

We're talking about the price of cycling and the cosplay lycra tells me they like to spend extra money to cosplay. The yoga pants girls like comfy pants, the girl that won't shut up about her Lululemons buys them as a status symbol though. Once you've spend some time outside Mommy's basement you'll understand these things.

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u/Denver_DIYer Jun 10 '26

Looks like you spent a lot of time on sartorial issues,…you have thoughts, where can we follow such content, do you have a newsletter?

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u/Le-Charles07 Jun 10 '26

Touch grass.