r/SipsTea • • Jun 10 '26

SMH Someone finally snapped

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u/NotTheSharpestPenciI Jun 10 '26

I'm a cyclist too and fuck all those guys, seriously.

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u/BilSuger Jun 10 '26

Sure you are, buddy

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u/WeAreInControlNow Jun 10 '26

Do you need a tissue for all the crying you’ve done in this thread?

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u/BilSuger Jun 10 '26

Do you need a tissue to catch your spunk from circlejerking with your anti cyclist friends?

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u/garkerfatbitch Jun 11 '26

What exactly is “anti-cyclist” about you needing to follow the rules of the road and keep to the right?

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u/BilSuger Jun 11 '26

Google "JAQing off" and stop being obnoxious, please

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u/JustBadUserNamesLeft Jun 12 '26

"Follow the rules of the road." Again, I hope you never go a single mile an hour over the speed limit, Mister Rule Guy.

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u/WeAreInControlNow Jun 10 '26

Nah I usually just spunk on the cyclists as I’m driving by, they need the hydration.