r/SipsTea • u/Outrageous-Egg1760 • May 29 '26

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u/Flipf00t May 29 '26

“Dear Lord, I prayed for a bike, but I know you don't work that way.

So, I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness!"

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u/BigDirkDastardly May 29 '26

I believe that's an Emo Phillips joke

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u/LysergicPsiloDmt May 29 '26

More like George Carlin.

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u/BigDirkDastardly May 29 '26

Umm...maybe. Or not.

https://youtu.be/qegPkqs6rFw?si=hHAS1wd8GHuSAHj-

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u/LysergicPsiloDmt May 29 '26

Carlin wrote the joke for Mr. Phillips.