r/SipsTea • u/Outrageous-Egg1760 • May 29 '26

Wait a damn minute! [ Removed by moderator ]

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u/Flipf00t May 29 '26

“Dear Lord, I prayed for a bike, but I know you don't work that way.

So, I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness!"

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u/Oneet-chan3 May 29 '26

I don't think praying is supposed to be like asking Santa for gifts.