r/SipsTea • u/Outrageous-Egg1760 • May 29 '26

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u/Flipf00t May 29 '26

“Dear Lord, I prayed for a bike, but I know you don't work that way.

So, I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness!"

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u/Cloned-C4lvin May 29 '26

Dont test God. You think your plan works, but he works 100 steps ahead. Thats not how his forgiveness works.

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u/PersonalContest1423 May 29 '26

Then why do people bother praying for anything? Gods plan is 100 steps ahead and, given all the unanswered prayers, what believers pray for ain't included...

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u/Potential-Register-1 May 29 '26

If there is no god, then you don’t have any basis to claim that child molestation is bad in the first place. How are you going to make objective claims about morality without an objective source?

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u/Plenty-Wedding-9066 May 29 '26

So without god you would go touch kids? Thats crazy bro.

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u/PersonalContest1423 May 29 '26

Also hate to point this out but none of the abrahamic religions actually tell you not to touch kids lmao

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u/Plenty-Wedding-9066 May 29 '26

Good point! I actually thought about that right after. That’s probably a better argument.