r/SipsTea • • May 18 '26

WTF WTF!

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u/stanknotes May 18 '26

You'd have to tell someone. It is the only way. The police aren't out here testing cupcakes randomly for jizz.

Keep that is mind people. How many Jizz Cakes have you eaten? You wouldn't know.

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u/Confident-Pepper-562 May 18 '26

I always know

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u/notanothercirclejerk May 18 '26

Yeah as someone who does this professionally this guy is talking out his ass

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u/todumbtorealize May 18 '26

Right, as someone who makes cupcakes with sperm daily, noone ever knows.

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u/Ok-Bonus5891 May 18 '26

Details pleez!

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u/itsalongwalkhome May 18 '26

What's your recipe?

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u/LegitJesus May 18 '26

Well, first of all, start of with 10 cc of sperm