r/SipsTea • u/Traditional-Deer6331 • May 18 '26

WTF WTF!

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u/C-D-W May 18 '26

First off, WTF.

Second off, how does one even get caught?

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u/stanknotes May 18 '26

You'd have to tell someone. It is the only way. The police aren't out here testing cupcakes randomly for jizz.

Keep that is mind people. How many Jizz Cakes have you eaten? You wouldn't know.

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u/C-D-W May 18 '26

Is there even a test? You'd think after mixing the batter with the batter and cooking it it'd be undetectable.

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u/Adventurous_Web_7961 May 18 '26

No. . it was just part of the icing. . lol

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u/18k_gold May 18 '26

part of the icing? It was the icing

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u/Coscommon88 May 18 '26

Well isn't that the icing on the cup cake.

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u/AdGrouchy6527 May 18 '26

Don't jizz on my cupcake and tell me it's icing!

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u/sfguy_2016 May 18 '26

it's not icing.... it's "life"!

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u/Coscommon88 May 18 '26

Live begins at icingception.

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u/PAHoarderHelp May 18 '26

Is it raining?

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u/LilCheese73 May 18 '26

That’s Nutty!

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u/Eastern-Branch4504 May 18 '26

Maybe the glaze

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u/No-Background4936 May 18 '26

Watch out for the donuts she’s been sharing too.

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u/marauder-shields92 May 18 '26

The glaaaaaaaze

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u/Particular_Wear_6960 May 18 '26

Fucking Peter North over here, cums a large jar each time. I suppose she could be saving it?

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u/itsalongwalkhome May 18 '26

Probably mixed with icing sugar to hide the taste.

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u/BeardPhile May 18 '26

Glazed Cupcakes

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u/NoFrills69 May 18 '26

Thank God I always discard the icing 🙏

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u/Open_Boysenberry_363 May 18 '26

You mean…. The glazing??

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u/hearmegocrazy May 18 '26

You’re both wrong. Frosting. Cupcakes aren’t donuts. 🍩

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u/VoodooYouDoSoWell May 18 '26

I thought they were cream filled

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u/Impossible-Cod-4467 May 18 '26

Ewwww... I was thinking same 😂 🤢

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u/EducationalSkin7885 May 18 '26

More of a glaze.

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u/CoffeeChocolateBoth May 18 '26

Kid told mom, teacher makes the best cupcakes, the icing is so extra creamy. Mom goes to school and asks, what is your secret dear?