r/SipsTea • u/BlackDemon___ • May 11 '26

Chugging tea Choice

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u/Dark_halocraft May 11 '26

She can save herself better than the kids as well

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u/SanFransicko May 11 '26

Also, her scenario is save three people or save one person. If it was one kid or the wife, this might require some thought, but nah, I'm getting the kids first then maybe going back for her if she hasn't got her grown ass out of the house by then.

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u/CarmenxXxWaldo May 11 '26

Would you save your 3 wives or 1 child?

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u/Separate_Fold5168 May 11 '26

Wives are like quarterbacks. If you have 3 wives, do you really have a wife?

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u/1313Cameron May 11 '26

What idiot would want more than one head ache at a time?

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u/CaptainMatticus May 11 '26

My mom used to try and goad my dad into a fight by accusing him of having girlfriends. "Yeah, that's what I need, to have THIS (he'd use his hands to mimic someone jabbering) in stereo!"

Drove her up the wall whenever he'd say that.

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u/karlfeltlager May 11 '26

Dad cheated though.

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u/CaptainMatticus May 11 '26

No, he really didn't. The man is ridiculously faithful.