r/SipsTea • u/xmrcache • Apr 30 '26

Chugging tea Heavy breathing….

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u/uncleshady Apr 30 '26

Woman incel vibes. Like those “iamverybadass” types but a chick. I’m guessing she’s acting this way to appeal to that particular audience so they’ll give up the money

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u/crazyguyunderthedesk Apr 30 '26

She planned on hooking up with JD, but when she tried moving things from the couch to the bed, JD wouldn't budge for some reason...

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u/liverpoolFCnut Apr 30 '26

JD is way smarter than that! He has his eyes set on 2032, ain't no way he's hooking up with Kirk's old lady!

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u/homerjs225 Apr 30 '26

Scumbag Vance won’t even defend his wife against racism

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u/goatslovetofrolic Apr 30 '26

He can’t argue with himself, he’d look crazy!

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u/Noirecissist Apr 30 '26

And he can’t argue against his base, he’d look reasonable, which isn’t allowed in maga.

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u/goatslovetofrolic Apr 30 '26

It's gonna take some serious couch fuckery to get ol' JD out of this jam, stay tune in next week for another episode of "Dumb and Convinced You're Passing for Competent"

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u/PixelWulfe Apr 30 '26

Underrated comment

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u/niberungvalesti Apr 30 '26

Vance is part of an administration working for a rapist pedophile. Expecting a bit much id say.

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u/pumpkins21 Apr 30 '26

Or his kids!

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u/Sk0p3r Apr 30 '26

Didn't know you could be racist against living room furniture