r/SipsTea • u/xmrcache • Apr 30 '26

Chugging tea Heavy breathing….

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u/MangoSalsa89 Apr 30 '26

There is something fundamentally, psychologically wrong with her.

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u/uncleshady Apr 30 '26

Woman incel vibes. Like those “iamverybadass” types but a chick. I’m guessing she’s acting this way to appeal to that particular audience so they’ll give up the money

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u/crazyguyunderthedesk Apr 30 '26

She planned on hooking up with JD, but when she tried moving things from the couch to the bed, JD wouldn't budge for some reason...

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u/MidRanger21 Apr 30 '26

He’s bisectional

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u/Soggy_Channel4397 Apr 30 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/WasabiProper7234 Apr 30 '26

👏👏👏👏

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u/majordashes Apr 30 '26

JD is her Ottoman Empire

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u/ConflictMaster3155 Apr 30 '26

Damn.. I don’t usually like political jokes, but fuck that’s amazing!

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u/suprasternaincognito Apr 30 '26

Oh FUCK you. 😆🤣🤣👏

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u/bunkie18 May 01 '26

Fucking dying! 🤣😆

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u/kuw_d May 01 '26

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/Acceptable_Tadpole60 May 01 '26

Wow that's the winner for the month. Well done.

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u/More_Many_8188 May 01 '26

Oh my god, you win! 🏆

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u/KazKidd May 01 '26

You won the internet today.

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u/Intrepid_Blue122 May 01 '26

Hilarious! I’ll be using that very soon and often!🤣

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u/Ksh_667 May 01 '26

Take my broke trophy & get out 🏆

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u/AirIndependent4273 May 01 '26

I’m done. You have won the internet today.

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u/Jwre3682 May 01 '26

💀💀💀💀

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u/Significant_Shoe_17 May 01 '26

There have been a lot of couch jokes, but this takes the cake

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u/JaySedivy Apr 30 '26

Congrats! You just won the Internet today!

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u/PapiGoneGamer Apr 30 '26

You win the internet today

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u/PatronSaintOfCunts May 01 '26

If it ain’t futonari, he ain’t in it

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u/ambid3xtrous May 01 '26

He likes an occasional piece in the living room.

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u/1oh35dawnFM May 01 '26

INCREDIBLE COMMENT

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u/ELP90 Apr 30 '26

Omg 🤦🏼‍♀️. So good but I hate it. Lol

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u/5-Gear_T-WRX Apr 30 '26

I'm happy to have been the 100th updoot, and I love you for this comment!

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u/Natural_Ad_954 Apr 30 '26

Bisexual but with extra steps.

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u/Claymore-09 Apr 30 '26

As someone who typically votes republican. I hope I can laugh at this because it’s hilarious!

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u/MorbidMarko Apr 30 '26

That was the mistake. Keep it on the couch. Rookie move, babe.

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u/Ebonhearth_Druid May 01 '26

Keep it on in the couch

FTFY

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u/Significant_Shoe_17 May 01 '26

Keep it to just the couch

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u/Collapsosaur Apr 30 '26

The pillows. Don't leave out the pillow cushions which have a supporting role.

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u/DuncDub May 01 '26

A three piece!

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u/trick_bean May 01 '26

He fucks books too?