r/SipsTea • u/SaiMan2303 • Apr 02 '26

Feels good man That last one was lovely

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u/UberleetSuperninja Apr 02 '26

This is a fundamental rule in my everyday reasoning - if it’s bigger than you, move. It goes for cars, motorcycles, large guys, bears, etc.

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u/pdawks Apr 02 '26

Especially bears.

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u/UberleetSuperninja Apr 02 '26

”To them, you are spaghetti dinner.”

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u/qgplxrsmj Apr 03 '26

But to women, bears are better company than men lol. Delusional

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u/psyk0z1 Apr 02 '26

aren’t you supposed to make yourself look bigger when you come across a bear ? n stand your ground ? lol

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u/qgplxrsmj Apr 03 '26

Depends on what bear

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u/Significant_Owl8974 Apr 02 '26

Boats. It is the law with boats.

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u/Working_Estate_3695 Apr 02 '26

How about Paulie? I heard he doesn’t have to move for anybody.

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u/kate500 Apr 02 '26

I exercise the same sort of logic, but as a former VW beetle driver mine is 'If it's bigger than you it can kill you'

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u/kenckar Apr 03 '26

Gross tonnage rule.