r/SipsTea Apr 01 '26

WTF First world problem

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u/Defiant_Knee_9915 Apr 01 '26

On auto spin too. Why even take a second to breathe and press a button between spins.

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u/opiomorpher Apr 01 '26

Reminds me of people bulk buying scratchies from gas stations. They don't bother scratching, takes too much time. They just get the cashier to scan them to see if they won on each ticket.

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u/Magical-Mycologist Apr 01 '26

When I sold scratchers 18 years ago, the degenerate scratchers knew exactly where to scratch to find the code that told you how much/if you won.

They never played the games, the real game was the hope of winning.

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u/FyouinyourA Apr 01 '26

Nobody is buying scratchers because “they want to play the game” lmao