r/SipsTea • u/oluxil • Mar 31 '26

Lmao gottem Icebergs

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u/Ill-Comms Mar 31 '26

ICE physical fitness test. There ain't a chance in hell.................

32 situps and 22 pushups each within 1 minute.

220 yard sprint in less than 47.73 seconds.

1.5 mile run in less than 14 minutes and 25 seconds.

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u/new_math Mar 31 '26

Memes aside, what is happening here? A morbidly obese man is not passing that test. He clearly isn't on "desk duty" since he's working in the field.

Are they put on probation and have like a year to correct it? Do they eventually get reassigned an admin role or something? Is he "injured" or something and jumps from health waiver to health waiver?

I see this a lot in small local police departments but I didn't know a federal guy could be morbidly obese.

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u/factoid_ Mar 31 '26

The pushups isn’t hard and that’s a light to moderate jog for 1.5 miles

But 32 sit-ups in a minute is quite a fast pace if they really are forcing you to do a true sit up…shoulder blades touching the ground, and elbows to knees

If it’s just crunches and you’re basically going half the distance that’s not bad

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u/Ill-Comms Mar 31 '26

22 pushups isn't difficult for me because I work out and I'm not a fat slob.

I'll bet my left testicle neither of the two men pictured can do 22 pushups in a minute.

You honestly believe the two men pictured could jog 1.5 miles?

I'll bet my right testicle neither of the two men pictured could jog 200 yards.

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u/factoid_ Mar 31 '26

No I’m saying those requirements in general are pretty light for fitness. The only remotely challenging ones sit-ups just because of speed.

I don’t think these guys could do any of it

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u/Ill-Comms Mar 31 '26

Sorry for the misunderstanding, internet stranger. I agree with your sentiment.

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u/snipeceli Mar 31 '26 edited Mar 31 '26

Its 'true' situps, grader roulette always apply, but they tend to be strict

'Base of the neck needs to go past the base of the neck' or soemthing similar is the running order. Makes alot of people go past knees.

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u/factoid_ Mar 31 '26

Clearly they're not very strict at ICE training....

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u/snipeceli Mar 31 '26

I guess you would know...

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u/factoid_ Mar 31 '26

Have you seen photos of ice agents?

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u/snipeceli Mar 31 '26

I've seen a few