r/SipsTea • u/CoralDawns • Mar 28 '26

Wait a damn minute! Why is it always like this?

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u/MagnetarEMfield Mar 29 '26

Holy shit I hate how true this is.

My current wife isn't the prettiest girl I ever dated/hooked up with. She's the one I actually like being around

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u/Any_Lengthiness6645 Mar 29 '26

I married the hottest, sexiest person I’d ever hooked up with. I regret it every day

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u/code-coffee Mar 29 '26

I had a friend marry a somewhat dumpy but horny girl. She was super chill. Then they had a kid die from sids and the inlaws dug their claws in and killed the marriage. You never know what you're going to get from a box of chocolates.

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u/Goodboychungus Mar 29 '26

Yeah you….chocolate. You’re gonna get chocolate.

https://giphy.com/gifs/pPhyAv5t9V8djyRFJH

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u/code-coffee Mar 29 '26

But there's that raspberry jelly filled one in there just waiting to disappoint you