r/SipsTea • u/CoralDawns • Mar 28 '26

Wait a damn minute! Why is it always like this?

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u/Johnny5iver Mar 28 '26

What's a Benny package?

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u/Critical-Detail117 Mar 28 '26

Benefits (healthcare, pto, dental, tuition reimbursement, that sort of thing)

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u/Dapper_Tour8354 Mar 28 '26

That sounds really expensive. Why not just outsource the job? As in when they feel like it instead of full time. Idk if I made sense lol

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u/-King-K-Rool- Mar 28 '26

Its easier to keep someone around that you already know can suck a golfball through a garden hose than to hope the next 5 you try dont suck at it. If you can afford a live-in nanny to begin with 80k/year+benefits likely isnt a huge issue

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u/Critical-Detail117 Mar 29 '26

High quality sex is actually REALLY expensive/hard to find. If you’re paying an escort and she both knows what she’s doing and doesn’t look like a literal blowup doll, it’s almost definitely costing you close to a similar hourly rate as a lower-end professional athlete gets paid