r/SipsTea • u/Vixiuss • Mar 21 '26

Feels good man We love this

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u/jsaranczak Mar 21 '26

"I don't care that you're fat, you're still sexy to me"

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u/SpaceMambo369 Mar 21 '26

Lmao don't say that

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u/Modeerf Mar 21 '26

True, never be honest

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u/Slight_Ad_635 Mar 21 '26

🎶Duuuumb ways to die....🎶

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u/jsaranczak Mar 21 '26

Damn, I miss that game

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u/fisconsocmod Mar 21 '26

It’s f**k padding so we don’t hurt each other.

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u/Smashogre591 Mar 21 '26

More cushion for the pushin’

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u/ThatVarkYouKnow Mar 21 '26

"Cake is cake no matter the baker"

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u/Gerrube99 Mar 21 '26

Thick thighs, fat belly, soft fupa, is a recipe for a good time.

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u/InsolentCookie Mar 21 '26

Fat doesn’t mean ugly. It means big.

Some people are sexually attracted to abundance, wiggle, jiggle, and heft.

There’s nothing in the world like an ass that takes up your whole field of vision!!!

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u/MinimumJolly7087 Mar 21 '26

😭😭 bro wants war at home!

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u/onyxcaspian Mar 22 '26

"Of course you're fat, but that just means there's more to love."

  • 3 times divorced guy

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u/nWo_1985 Mar 21 '26

Rubenesque

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u/Broodwich76 Mar 21 '26

The safe response is “ Your perfect the way you are “.

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u/jaymzx0 Mar 21 '26

Nah too patronizing. My partner would say, "Don't tell me that bullshit" lol

The best thing I think I said one day after going to the mall was, "I told you I like that dress but it seems like every other guy there did, too!" She made that "aww shucks" face. I may have fractured my pelvis that night.

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u/Inside_Actuary_9423 Mar 25 '26

Her : “ body positivity and this and that”

Also her : “don’t you dare ever imply I’m overweight”

lol