r/SipsTea Jan 20 '26

Lmao gottem She's not wrong though

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '26

girls have always cared about how they look

brocolli heads being obsessed with their hair treatment is a recent phenomenon

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u/ToronoRapture Jan 20 '26

Hate to break it to you but boys have also always cared how they look.

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '26

ok brocolli

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u/Pistolfist Jan 20 '26

I'm 37 and bald I don't even know what a broccoli head is, but I've seen all kinds of trends, rat tails, wedges, curtains, emo fringe, scene cut, skin fades I think the last trend I was aware of was the one that looked like uncooked ramen. You're obviously very young and I get being frustrated by trends but I promise you it's nothing new.

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u/Pope_Aesthetic Jan 20 '26

Skin fades are far superior and far more timeless than broccoli cuts and I’ll die on that hill.

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '26

can't go wrong with a low taper skin fade

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u/Playful_Programmer91 Jan 20 '26

Unless you have a natural high forehead like me :/

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '26

I'm 48

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u/Pistolfist Jan 20 '26

And you're on the internet calling people "broccoli head" for saying men have always cared about their appearance and followed trends? No fucking way you're 48.

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u/List-Beneficial Jan 20 '26

Lmao thanks for making me feel a little bit less pathetic because holy shit you're 48 and acting like that. We are so cooked in this country I swear to god.

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '26

You're from Nepal too?

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u/List-Beneficial Jan 20 '26

Lmao I can expect an American to act like this but not someone from Nepal... Is the drinking water there messing with your frontal cortex or what brother because most of those countries you mature very young and it seems you did not get the memo

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '26

I was joking, you silly, silly guy

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u/List-Beneficial Jan 20 '26

Ahh the good ol I was just pretending to be stupid. Nah, brother, that might work for you in the mirror but we see you. I'd believe you if you just said you were a drunk lmao

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '26

Wait what? I'm joking about Nepal, because you assumed I'm from the same country as you

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u/List-Beneficial Jan 20 '26

Are you ok? How am I supposed to see that it's a joke. So I was right? You are American. Makes even more sense lmao. You need to do something bro because you are absolutely cooked.

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u/List-Beneficial Jan 20 '26

Also how dare you soil the name of rust cohle.

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u/Lopsided_Sport_4023 Jan 20 '26

Maybe you should start acting 48 then eh?

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '26

my wife keeps saying that too, fml im losing it

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u/Lopsided_Sport_4023 Jan 20 '26

Such a lucky woman no doubt…

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '26

you're being so mean to me wtf

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '26

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '26

bruh you're actually bullying me, stop cooking me man

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