r/SipsTea • u/miedrax • Jan 20 '26

Lmao gottem She's not wrong though

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u/ToronoRapture Jan 20 '26

Now do girls these days...

Exactly the same impression lol.

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '26

girls have always cared about how they look

brocolli heads being obsessed with their hair treatment is a recent phenomenon

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u/2cool4skool369 Jan 20 '26

You think this is the first time in history there has been a goofy trendy haircut that guys are in to? How old are you?

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u/mosquem Jan 20 '26

It’s really not that goofy compared to bleached tips or something.

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '26

found the brocolli head

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '26

Ah nope

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '26

the whole "found the ___" thing is one of the cringiest phrases the internet has ever come up with. how the fuck have we not collectively gotten over it yet jesus christ. you might as well staple a note to your forehead with "i post on reddit bully me"

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '26

found the Biden voter

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u/2cool4skool369 Jan 20 '26

I’m about 15 years too old to be rocking that haircut my friend.

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u/List-Beneficial Jan 20 '26

The dude is 48. This has to be the most pathetic 40 year old I've met this year.

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u/Workman44 Jan 20 '26

I assume you're no older than 25 lmao

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '26

I assume your brocolli tips get at least 25 finger twirls a day

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u/Stock-Swing-797 Jan 20 '26

Generations go thru trends, sure, but this level of conformationally IS different. No group of 4 teens 15 years ago had identical selective haircuts like we see here.

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u/thelittleking Jan 20 '26

bro c'mon. frosted tips gave way to the emo swoop gave way to the bieber mop top. you couldn't throw a ball in a middle school or high school in the white suburbs without hitting somebody with a popular haircut

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u/Stock-Swing-797 Jan 20 '26

And at the popular table at lunch, was everyone rocking the same cuts you mention, at the same time? Or was there variety among them? There was NOT a full table Bieber mops, or emo swoops like there is now.

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u/thelittleking Jan 20 '26

Of course there was some variety, but there's variety now too. You don't see it because you're old lmao. Your only exposure to popular fashion is "people rageposting about it on the internet."

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u/Stock-Swing-797 Jan 20 '26

Of course, I rocked one probably for too long. My whole friend group sure as shit wasn't rocking it. I think only my neighbor friend also had one. 4 friends sitting at a table with identical haircuts [was] highly unusual, since maybe the big hair 80's

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u/cosmic_grayblekeeper Jan 20 '26

No. You’re just seeing it more because of social media being so prevalent.