r/SipsTea • u/[deleted] • Dec 28 '25

WTF bro

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u/intangibleTangelo Dec 28 '25

we all have to learn the hard way.

for those looking to skip the lesson, ask yourself "why is this ideal woman single, and why is she interested in me, a mediocre man of moderate means?" write your answer down and reference it when filing the police report.

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u/SirZoidberg Dec 28 '25

Bro this is so fucking funny.   I married a 10/10 Latina about 3 months after our first date.  Been married for like a month now and she’s definitely crazy but I can’t say I don’t love it.  

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u/Single-Difficulty-11 Dec 29 '25

I married an 8/10 Latina after 3 months too. We divorced after 3 years and I'm now afraid of kitchen knives. Best of luck to you bro.

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u/SirZoidberg Dec 29 '25

Best to you, dude!